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It could have gone very differently.

"Look! Thag invent comedy!"

Social expression in the stone age

"They've done all the hunting and gathering. It's time we invented plundering!"

Cavewoman, "I like it- a man with fire!"

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The Science of Love

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

A caveman paints from life

'Take it from me and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

Figures from 'Ascent of Man' diagram all do the Conga: 'Let's all fo the Conga, na-na-na-na ...'

Anthropologists discover the earliest known depiction of Jazz Hands.

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

Physician tending a mummy.

'It's really more of a family forest than a family tree.'

"I know. Let's wait here until we evolve to an upright position. Then we could reach it."

'Yes, all at once!'

'Don't ask me why but he feels a great deal of pride in calling it his 'man-cave'.'

Evolution Exam Results.

'Seriously, in this day and age, how can people still believe in this nonsense that we have evolved from microbes...?'

"Please! No harmonizing during ululations!"

Tarzan of the damn dirty apes.

"I disagree — I think humans are funny."

'You caught it, you gut it!'

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

Those Were The Days

Charles Darwin Book Signing.

Indigenous knowledge vs. climate projections and weather forecasts.

"I'm an evolution denier. There's no way those people come from us."

Ants dressed as businessmen going to work.

OOG & SONS HUNTING & GATHERING

"It says here that humans are the only member of the animal kingdom who can have sex any time, any place."

Ruddy bloggers!

'Now that we've learned to talk, maybe we should establish some speech codes.'

Slavery Reparations