Love Anthropologist T-Shirts

Strangers. friends. Lovers. Spouse.

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The Science of Love

Figures from 'Ascent of Man' diagram all do the Conga: 'Let's all fo the Conga, na-na-na-na ...'

'Take it from me and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

A caveman paints from life

Anthropologists discover the earliest known depiction of Jazz Hands.

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

"I feel we haven't moved beyond parallel play."

'It's really more of a family forest than a family tree.'

Physician tending a mummy.

'Why can't you tell me you love me without all the charts and graphs?!'

'Don't ask me why but he feels a great deal of pride in calling it his 'man-cave'.'

Evolution Exam Results.

'Seriously, in this day and age, how can people still believe in this nonsense that we have evolved from microbes...?'

"In my life, I've had seven cars, six jobs, five houses, four bypass operations, and three wives!"

'You caught it, you gut it!'

"Please! No harmonizing during ululations!"

Charles Darwin Book Signing.

"I'm an evolution denier. There's no way those people come from us."

Indigenous knowledge vs. climate projections and weather forecasts.

Slavery Reparations

"It says here that humans are the only member of the animal kingdom who can have sex any time, any place."

OOG & SONS HUNTING & GATHERING

'Now that we've learned to talk, maybe we should establish some speech codes.'

Ruddy bloggers!

The Evolution Of Man.

Brains - Java Man, Neanderthal Man, Modern Man.

"The emoji she used says she loves me..."

'You know, until we learned to walk upright, I never realized how short you are.'

'If only Darwin could have seen this.'

Pre-Historic Gentleman's Duel