Romantic Anthropologist T-Shirts

'Wine? Okay. I really don't care what you call it; let's invite over the two sisters from the cave next door.'

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The Science of Love

Figures from 'Ascent of Man' diagram all do the Conga: 'Let's all fo the Conga, na-na-na-na ...'

'Take it from me and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

Bear Costume

Carbon Dating.

Anthropologists discover the earliest known depiction of Jazz Hands.

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

'It's really more of a family forest than a family tree.'

Physician tending a mummy.

'Don't ask me why but he feels a great deal of pride in calling it his 'man-cave'.'

Evolution Exam Results.

'You caught it, you gut it!'

"And now, a little theorem for all you lovers out there."

"Please! No harmonizing during ululations!"

Charles Darwin Book Signing.

Sexual chemistry set

"I'm an evolution denier. There's no way those people come from us."

Indigenous knowledge vs. climate projections and weather forecasts.

Slavery Reparations

"It says here that humans are the only member of the animal kingdom who can have sex any time, any place."

'Now that we've learned to talk, maybe we should establish some speech codes.'

OOG & SONS HUNTING & GATHERING

Ruddy bloggers!

Brains - Java Man, Neanderthal Man, Modern Man.

Evolution.

'What distinguishes man from the lower animals is the ability to make tools.'

'If only Darwin could have seen this.'

'You know, until we learned to walk upright, I never realized how short you are.'

'Your 'marriage' invention sounds good, but what if it leads to a concentration of power for the central government?'

Pre-Historic Gentleman's Duel