Romantic Researcher T-Shirts

Social worker dating

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The Science of Love

Carbon Dating.

Scientists are sexy

'Why can't you tell me you love me without all the charts and graphs?!'

"And now, a little theorem for all you lovers out there."

Sexual chemistry set

'Single math professor in search of an intelligent woman. Send an example of your favorite equation.'

"The emoji she used says she loves me..."

"Now that was post-modern sex."

"I know what you're thinking - all I am to you is a vector."

It's my biggest project - a database of all my sister's boyfriends.

'Interesting article in Nature this week - apparently love's not a wave, it's a particle.'

Intellectual Foreplay...

'Wine? Okay. I really don't care what you call it; let's invite over the two sisters from the cave next door.'

"The best place to make black hole discoveries is in the bedroom."

"Well, at first I didn't like him. But then his creepiness just grew on me."

'First date with a logician - These venn Diagrams will save us a lot of time. We'll see where you fit in, where I fit in, and if any of it overlaps'

"When you said you like to experiment in the bedroom..."

Deconstructionist girlfriend

"We need to talk. Here - it's all in this 342-slide power point."

"You sure are ringin' my bell, Baby!"

"The great thing about a science background is I can understand what you're experiencing in biochemical terms."

"I see - Gravity keeps the Earth in orbit but love makes the world go 'round."

DATING FOR NON-DUMMIES

'Do you promise to brush up on such matters as the Large Hadron Collider?'

"Maybe marriage is what I need, Gregorio. Sometiems I wonder if I'm living my life for other people...instead of living life for myself."

'I've lost that loving feeling...'

The Love

"I don't know if I've mentioned this before, Greg, but you are a very attractive man."

'Let's get married,Miss Jones and have 2.8 kids!'

"Is it just me? Or do I detect a certain chemistry between us?"