Romantic History Researcher T-Shirts

'That's what's bad about being married to an archaeologist. He's always digging up my past!'

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The Science of Love

Carbon Dating.

Scientists are sexy

"In my life, I've had seven cars, six jobs, five houses, four bypass operations, and three wives!"

"And now, a little theorem for all you lovers out there."

'Single math professor in search of an intelligent woman. Send an example of your favorite equation.'

"Now that was post-modern sex."

"I know what you're thinking - all I am to you is a vector."

'We met through a radiocarbon dating service.'

It's my biggest project - a database of all my sister's boyfriends.

'Interesting article in Nature this week - apparently love's not a wave, it's a particle.'

Romans.

Intellectual Foreplay...

'Wine? Okay. I really don't care what you call it; let's invite over the two sisters from the cave next door.'

"Remember? I was sitting right up there when you came by and said 'Hi, beautiful!'"

"The best place to make black hole discoveries is in the bedroom."

A man and a woman in military uniform salute each other and then embrace

I am married

"You sure are ringin' my bell, Baby!"

"The great thing about a science background is I can understand what you're experiencing in biochemical terms."

The Giant Guardsman Chapters IX and x.

A Woman's Conquests.

"I see - Gravity keeps the Earth in orbit but love makes the world go 'round."

"I thought you might like to hear how my love-making sounded when I was a younger man."

Victorian Garden Romance

"It's not jsut that he walks upright and uses complex tools. He also makes me laugh."

'He's a lot older than she is.'

'Let's get married,Miss Jones and have 2.8 kids!'

"Is it just me? Or do I detect a certain chemistry between us?"

"...get in there and make my post docs fall in love with their research."

"My brain can no longer maintain the intense neural activity of infatuation."

Rhode Island School of Desire

Doppler scores with his blue suit.

The Giant Guardsman Chapters XI and XII