Romantic History Researcher T-Shirts

'That's what's bad about being married to an archaeologist. He's always digging up my past!'

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The Science of Love

Carbon Dating.

Scientists are sexy

"In my life, I've had seven cars, six jobs, five houses, four bypass operations, and three wives!"

"And now, a little theorem for all you lovers out there."

'Single math professor in search of an intelligent woman. Send an example of your favorite equation.'

"Now that was post-modern sex."

"I know what you're thinking - all I am to you is a vector."

'We met through a radiocarbon dating service.'

It's my biggest project - a database of all my sister's boyfriends.

'Interesting article in Nature this week - apparently love's not a wave, it's a particle.'

Romans.

Intellectual Foreplay...

'Wine? Okay. I really don't care what you call it; let's invite over the two sisters from the cave next door.'

"Remember? I was sitting right up there when you came by and said 'Hi, beautiful!'"

"The best place to make black hole discoveries is in the bedroom."

A man and a woman in military uniform salute each other and then embrace

"The great thing about a science background is I can understand what you're experiencing in biochemical terms."

"You sure are ringin' my bell, Baby!"

I am married

"I see - Gravity keeps the Earth in orbit but love makes the world go 'round."

A Woman's Conquests.

Victorian Garden Romance

"I thought you might like to hear how my love-making sounded when I was a younger man."

The Giant Guardsman Chapters IX and x.

"It's not jsut that he walks upright and uses complex tools. He also makes me laugh."

'He's a lot older than she is.'

"Is it just me? Or do I detect a certain chemistry between us?"

'Let's get married,Miss Jones and have 2.8 kids!'

Bio Lab. The experiments indicate olfactory sensing of pheromones might play a role in romantic attraction. Love is blind but it has a great sense of smell!

"...get in there and make my post docs fall in love with their research."

"My brain can no longer maintain the intense neural activity of infatuation."

Doppler scores with his blue suit.

Rhode Island School of Desire