Romantic Scientist T-Shirts

Carbon Dating.

"My brain can no longer maintain the intense neural activity of infatuation."

"From the gentleman at the bar."

Bio Lab. The experiments indicate olfactory sensing of pheromones might play a role in romantic attraction. Love is blind but it has a great sense of smell!

"What's going on here. You know the product is a hoax."

'Face it, Nathan - Although there is chemistry between us, it's like the dangerous combination of boron and plutonium.'

Doppler scores with his blue suit.

"It was inevitable they were chemistry partners."

"Kiss me and I'll let you have my formula!"

"I see - Gravity keeps the Earth in orbit but love makes the world go 'round."

"The best place to make black hole discoveries is in the bedroom."

"Melanie, you have beautiful DNA."

"The great thing about a science background is I can understand what you're experiencing in biochemical terms."

"I know what you're thinking - all I am to you is a vector."

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The Science of Love

'Why can't you tell me you love me without all the charts and graphs?!'

"And now, a little theorem for all you lovers out there."

'My serotonin levels have maxed-out, my brain is awash in glucocoriticoids and, if it weren't for my leveling endogenous opiates, I'd float out that window!'

Sexual chemistry set

"I do have a special someone, but he sucks."

'Single math professor in search of an intelligent woman. Send an example of your favorite equation.'

"The emoji she used says she loves me..."

"Now that was post-modern sex."

"And anyway we'd be no good in bed - I've done the math."

"I love the equation that describes the slope of your nose."

'Interesting article in Nature this week - apparently love's not a wave, it's a particle.'

Intellectual Foreplay...

"Well, at first I didn't like him. But then his creepiness just grew on me."

"When you said you like to experiment in the bedroom..."

'You had me at 'C - R C = (2 x S X).'

"We need to talk. Here - it's all in this 342-slide power point."

"Will you sign a legally binding contract to get the state involved if you ever decide to leave me?"

"I never get a girls name tattooed on a first date."

"You sure are ringin' my bell, Baby!"

'I can't believe she married the prince after only one date.'