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How the pluot was invented.

"Talk nerdy to me."

"You're such a good listener."

Carbon Dating.

Evolution Exam Results.

Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.

Raptures

"May I get an equation in edgewise."

When Dinosaurs ruled the Earth.

Family DNA

'My serotonin levels have maxed-out, my brain is awash in glucocoriticoids and, if it weren't for my leveling endogenous opiates, I'd float out that window!'

Scientist counting microscopic things he can see in his microscope

Sexual chemistry set

Exit only.

Newton had actually discovered gravity at a family dinner in his early childhood.

Another Theory as to Why Dinosaurs became Extinct.

"Of course you like like your father and me. What did you expect?"

"I know what you're thinking - all I am to you is a vector."

'Did you really mean both me and a hippopotamus evolved from a tiny blob in the ocean?'

Science Fair Judgements

Romance of Radio Astronomy

"If we crunch the numbers, it should have zero calories."

'Isn't that a little extreme? - Cloning yourself just so you can use the carpool lane?'

"Stop complaining. At least I have parents!"

'I'm growing mini human brains from stem cells.'

"It's not you-it's me."

A mathematical question for you. Do we divide or multiply?

Happy Bifurcation Day,

'But why do you want to transmute asparagus into cotton?'

"It's not safe to keep meeting like this."

"Teddy, you call this a 'clean room'?"

Lithium Fair

'Words can't express how much I Love You - so I'm writing an equation.'

"The pH level seems a little off."