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"Listen to those crickets. They sound lovely."

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

Carbon Dating.

Booster shots

"Mating dance? Good luck with that. I couldn't even get my husband to do the chicken dance at our wedding."

Sitting in a tree

"If you lied about where you are from, what else have you lied about?"

'My serotonin levels have maxed-out, my brain is awash in glucocoriticoids and, if it weren't for my leveling endogenous opiates, I'd float out that window!'

Sexual chemistry set

Baker Romance

Manners And Customs Of Ye Englishe: A Pic-Nic

Man browsing books see couple kissing in romance section of book store.

'Bearing in mind I'm a man of few words - how much?'

"I know what you're thinking - all I am to you is a vector."

"Here's one, Matey! 'Must Love Parrots.'"

'I'm afraid the numbers don't lie Norton, we're definitely nerds.'

Today, proud and accomplished the career woman re-enters the dating world, ready at last to meet the man of her dreams. . .

Giorgio A. Tsoukalos - Ancient Aliens

"Why so grim, handsome?"

"Well, I've come this close to asking out Sylvia Sanchez. But I'm just an average guy! Nothing about me says 'I'm cool! Look at me!'"

"This could be the marriage all our other marriages were for!"

'I've figured out why bad things happen to good people.'

'We call it the 'Tomato Surprise' because the chef tinkered with the DNA a little.'

'Marriage? With all your pre-existing conditions Reggie, my HMO would never approve of you'

How oysters get engaged.

"We met in the biscuit aisle."

'Do you come here often?'

Vaccine hurdles

Cupid and parachutists.

"The best place to make black hole discoveries is in the bedroom."

"Wow! Check out the moon."

'You've got us backward. I'm Vinnie, and my short and subtle brother is Vignette.'

"Some genetic engineers we turned out to be!"