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"Listen to those crickets. They sound lovely."

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

Carbon Dating.

"Something romantic, perhaps?"

"Mating dance? Good luck with that. I couldn't even get my husband to do the chicken dance at our wedding."

Sitting in a tree

Booster shots

"If you lied about where you are from, what else have you lied about?"

'My serotonin levels have maxed-out, my brain is awash in glucocoriticoids and, if it weren't for my leveling endogenous opiates, I'd float out that window!'

Sexual chemistry set

Baker Romance

Manners And Customs Of Ye Englishe: A Pic-Nic

'Bearing in mind I'm a man of few words - how much?'

"Here's one, Matey! 'Must Love Parrots.'"

Man browsing books see couple kissing in romance section of book store.

"I know what you're thinking - all I am to you is a vector."

'I'm afraid the numbers don't lie Norton, we're definitely nerds.'

"Well, I've come this close to asking out Sylvia Sanchez. But I'm just an average guy! Nothing about me says 'I'm cool! Look at me!'"

"Why so grim, handsome?"

Today, proud and accomplished the career woman re-enters the dating world, ready at last to meet the man of her dreams. . .

Giorgio A. Tsoukalos - Ancient Aliens

"This could be the marriage all our other marriages were for!"

'I've figured out why bad things happen to good people.'

'Marriage? With all your pre-existing conditions Reggie, my HMO would never approve of you'

'We call it the 'Tomato Surprise' because the chef tinkered with the DNA a little.'

Funnel of Love.

"We met in the biscuit aisle."

How oysters get engaged.

"Wow! Check out the moon."

"The best place to make black hole discoveries is in the bedroom."

Cupid and parachutists.

'Do you come here often?'

Vaccine hurdles

'You've got us backward. I'm Vinnie, and my short and subtle brother is Vignette.'

'Are you sure you know what you're doing?'