Science Romance Seekers T-Shirts

'How romantic Dr Frankenstein, a flower made from the parts of other flowers.'

"Talk nerdy to me."

Carbon Dating.

"Mating dance? Good luck with that. I couldn't even get my husband to do the chicken dance at our wedding."

Sitting in a tree

"If you lied about where you are from, what else have you lied about?"

'My serotonin levels have maxed-out, my brain is awash in glucocoriticoids and, if it weren't for my leveling endogenous opiates, I'd float out that window!'

Sexual chemistry set

Baker Romance

Man browsing books see couple kissing in romance section of book store.

"I know what you're thinking - all I am to you is a vector."

'Bearing in mind I'm a man of few words - how much?'

Manners And Customs Of Ye Englishe: A Pic-Nic

"Here's one, Matey! 'Must Love Parrots.'"

"Why so grim, handsome?"

Today, proud and accomplished the career woman re-enters the dating world, ready at last to meet the man of her dreams. . .

"Well, I've come this close to asking out Sylvia Sanchez. But I'm just an average guy! Nothing about me says 'I'm cool! Look at me!'"

"This could be the marriage all our other marriages were for!"

'Marriage? With all your pre-existing conditions Reggie, my HMO would never approve of you'

Cupid and parachutists.

"We met in the biscuit aisle."

"The best place to make black hole discoveries is in the bedroom."

How oysters get engaged.

'You've got us backward. I'm Vinnie, and my short and subtle brother is Vignette.'

'Do you come here often?'

"Wow! Check out the moon."

'You had me at 'C - R C = (2 x S X).'

"The great thing about a science background is I can understand what you're experiencing in biochemical terms."

"I feel it's only fair to warn you, Dr. Thompson, that watching cell division can be quite stimulating!"

"I've finally found my soulmate."

The sperm and the egg: romance in action

'The bloke with violin is on holiday.'

Perfect Match