Scientific Romantic T-Shirts

'Woodruff, find out everything you can on a crazy thing called 'love'.'

Carbon Dating.

"But if you change your system preferences to match mine, is it really love?"

Online Dating

Periodic table for two. Chez LMN't

'Single math professor in search of an intelligent woman. Send an example of your favorite equation.'

Big Data Tonight

"I know what you're thinking - all I am to you is a vector."

'I think the computer has a crush on me. It asked me to remain after class.'

Romance is more difficult for robots than it is for people. Sure, we can check for compatibility by comparing operating systems but until battery technology improves, all our relationships will be on-again, off-again. Worst of all, we can't handle passion. When the sparks are flying a romance blowup will follow.

"The best place to make black hole discoveries is in the bedroom."

'That must be my computer date.'

'Doctor Corazon, I'm in love with you. You make my right ventricle go pitter-patter.'

"The great thing about a science background is I can understand what you're experiencing in biochemical terms."

"I know where we stand right now, Dr. Heisenberg, but where are we going?"

"I'm so glad you suggested we insert his heart on Valentine's Day!"

No, Hal, I don't have a picture of you in my wallet, but much better than that...you're my screen-saver at work!

'Do you promise to brush up on such matters as the Large Hadron Collider?'

Brenda second-guesses her decision to date a wi-fi hotspot.

"I see - Gravity keeps the Earth in orbit but love makes the world go 'round."

Surgeon gives nurse heart, saying, Will you be my valentine?

'It's both physical and chemical. She works in a lab.'

Bio Lab. The experiments indicate olfactory sensing of pheromones might play a role in romantic attraction. Love is blind but it has a great sense of smell!

scientific love: E=MC2.

"Is it just me? Or do I detect a certain chemistry between us?"

"...get in there and make my post docs fall in love with their research."

'My date last night was a 10. Of course, I'm using the binary system.'

"My brain can no longer maintain the intense neural activity of infatuation."

"I love you in theory."

Doppler scores with his blue suit.

'You should have told me that 'E.T' stood for 'Extra Testicle'.'

Forty years man and wife and the chemistry was still there.

Looking For Love.

"If you ask me, his poetry has gone down hill since he started writing in metaverse."

'Will you call me?'