Scientific Romantic Prints

'Woodruff, find out everything you can on a crazy thing called 'love'.'

Carbon Dating.

"But if you change your system preferences to match mine, is it really love?"

Big Data Tonight

'Single math professor in search of an intelligent woman. Send an example of your favorite equation.'

Online Dating

"I know what you're thinking - all I am to you is a vector."

'I think the computer has a crush on me. It asked me to remain after class.'

"The best place to make black hole discoveries is in the bedroom."

'That must be my computer date.'

'Doctor Corazon, I'm in love with you. You make my right ventricle go pitter-patter.'

"The great thing about a science background is I can understand what you're experiencing in biochemical terms."

"I know where we stand right now, Dr. Heisenberg, but where are we going?"

"I'm so glad you suggested we insert his heart on Valentine's Day!"

Brenda second-guesses her decision to date a wi-fi hotspot.

No, Hal, I don't have a picture of you in my wallet, but much better than that...you're my screen-saver at work!

'Do you promise to brush up on such matters as the Large Hadron Collider?'

"I see - Gravity keeps the Earth in orbit but love makes the world go 'round."

Surgeon gives nurse heart, saying, Will you be my valentine?

'It's both physical and chemical. She works in a lab.'

"Is it just me? Or do I detect a certain chemistry between us?"

"...get in there and make my post docs fall in love with their research."

"My brain can no longer maintain the intense neural activity of infatuation."

'My date last night was a 10. Of course, I'm using the binary system.'

"I love you in theory."

Forty years man and wife and the chemistry was still there.

Looking For Love.

Doppler scores with his blue suit.

'Will you call me?'

"And I say they're girl bolts, cause guy bolts usually have two nuts."

"If you ask me, his poetry has gone down hill since he started writing in metaverse."