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'It's both physical and chemical. She works in a lab.'

Forty years man and wife and the chemistry was still there.

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The Science of Love

Right click for yes...

Carbon Dating.

Scientists are sexy

Relationship counselor: 'She started behaving strangely, and our man-machine interface has become unpredictable.'

Robocop and Juliet.

"I think I should tell you, I'm CGI."

"I know what you're thinking - all I am to you is a vector."

"And anyway we'd be no good in bed - I've done the math."

'How wonderful, playing our song - astronauts, fly me to the moon.'

"I do like you, Peter, but interfacing is a very serious step."

'-and the ceremony,dearest,your place or mine?'

'Ed is a man of few words. And few letters.'

Dancing to Mobile Tunes

The wedding party take selfies at a wedding

"The worst thing about having aliens abduct you is that they say they’re going to call, but they never do."

"Do you promise to love, laugh and send cute pics of the cats even if you're just in the next room?"

'I'm very impressed that you ordered the entire meal in French. Pity it's a Chinese restaurant...'

'Look at him out there... so cold, so distant. Why do I always fall for the bad boys?'

"The best place to make black hole discoveries is in the bedroom."

"Please listen carefully to the available options."

"Whatever happened to traditional marriages? There they are...on national television...with millions of people watching...two women getting married! And they're both wearing blue jeans!"

"Darling Elizabeth! How I long to hold you betwixt my giant industrial clamps."

"The great thing about a science background is I can understand what you're experiencing in biochemical terms."

"To meet the girl of your dreams, swipe right on the lamp."

It's the thought that counts!

"Don't you think even if there'd been no John Cardner and no Comon Cause, we'd have found each other anyway?"

William Wordsworth

"You new personality that you downloaded off the Internet makes you irresistible."

"When you said we were going to push the boat out tonight, I thought you meant we were going to a fancy restaurant!"

"Are there any available upgrade options?"

Lonely Hearts Dating Agency - "Mmm he's a bit of a dish."

Strategies that will always work