Science Romantics T-Shirts

'It's both physical and chemical. She works in a lab.'

Forty years man and wife and the chemistry was still there.

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The Science of Love

Right click for yes...

Carbon Dating.

Relationship counselor: 'She started behaving strangely, and our man-machine interface has become unpredictable.'

Scientists are sexy

Robocop and Juliet.

"I think I should tell you, I'm CGI."

"And anyway we'd be no good in bed - I've done the math."

"I know what you're thinking - all I am to you is a vector."

'How wonderful, playing our song - astronauts, fly me to the moon.'

"I do like you, Peter, but interfacing is a very serious step."

'-and the ceremony,dearest,your place or mine?'

'Ed is a man of few words. And few letters.'

Dancing to Mobile Tunes

The wedding party take selfies at a wedding

'Look at him out there... so cold, so distant. Why do I always fall for the bad boys?'

"Do you promise to love, laugh and send cute pics of the cats even if you're just in the next room?"

"The best place to make black hole discoveries is in the bedroom."

"The worst thing about having aliens abduct you is that they say they’re going to call, but they never do."

'I'm very impressed that you ordered the entire meal in French. Pity it's a Chinese restaurant...'

"Please listen carefully to the available options."

It's the thought that counts!

William Wordsworth

"You new personality that you downloaded off the Internet makes you irresistible."

"Whatever happened to traditional marriages? There they are...on national television...with millions of people watching...two women getting married! And they're both wearing blue jeans!"

"Don't you think even if there'd been no John Cardner and no Comon Cause, we'd have found each other anyway?"

"The great thing about a science background is I can understand what you're experiencing in biochemical terms."

"To meet the girl of your dreams, swipe right on the lamp."

"When you said we were going to push the boat out tonight, I thought you meant we were going to a fancy restaurant!"

"Are there any available upgrade options?"

"Darling Elizabeth! How I long to hold you betwixt my giant industrial clamps."

Strategies that will always work

'Now that looks like a guy I could go through a prenup process with.'