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Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The Science of Love

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Scientists are sexy

"And now, a little theorem for all you lovers out there."

'Single math professor in search of an intelligent woman. Send an example of your favorite equation.'

"Now that was post-modern sex."

Cupid paints Stop sign

"Of all the wet cement, in all the towns, in all the world, she walks in mine."

'Ed is a man of few words. And few letters.'

'Interesting article in Nature this week - apparently love's not a wave, it's a particle.'

'-and the ceremony,dearest,your place or mine?'

Book publishing.

Intellectual Foreplay...

Dancing to Mobile Tunes

The wedding party take selfies at a wedding

'I'm very impressed that you ordered the entire meal in French. Pity it's a Chinese restaurant...'

"Do you promise to love, laugh and send cute pics of the cats even if you're just in the next room?"

"Please listen carefully to the available options."

It's the thought that counts!

"Darling Elizabeth! How I long to hold you betwixt my giant industrial clamps."

"Whatever happened to traditional marriages? There they are...on national television...with millions of people watching...two women getting married! And they're both wearing blue jeans!"

"Are there any available upgrade options?"

"You sure are ringin' my bell, Baby!"

"To meet the girl of your dreams, swipe right on the lamp."

Two minds but with a single thought.

William Wordsworth

"When you said we were going to push the boat out tonight, I thought you meant we were going to a fancy restaurant!"

"Don't you think even if there'd been no John Cardner and no Comon Cause, we'd have found each other anyway?"

Strategies that will always work

Lonely Hearts Dating Agency - "Mmm he's a bit of a dish."

The Return of Tannhauser to Venusberg

"Love me, Tinder; love me, do. . ."

"I'm so glad you suggested we insert his heart on Valentine's Day!"

Lovers dressed as pears

'Now that looks like a guy I could go through a prenup process with.'