Romantic Intellectual T-Shirts

Intellectual Foreplay...

'Single math professor in search of an intelligent woman. Send an example of your favorite equation.'

"Now that was post-modern sex."

Life is for the birds.

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The Science of Love

Carbon Dating.

Reginald Bunthorne

"And now, a little theorem for all you lovers out there."

Caveman has a good idea for the wheel.

"I do have a special someone, but he sucks."

When two philosophers date. So

"The emoji she used says she loves me..."

"It's always the same: We go eons without seeing each other, I think I'm finally over it, and then...WHAM! I get pulled into her orbit again!"

"And anyway we'd be no good in bed - I've done the math."

"Look - I'm cold, you're cold. Why don't we settle down and start a family?"

"I know what you're thinking - all I am to you is a vector."

"I love the equation that describes the slope of your nose."

"You looked a lot bigger on your dating profile."

"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."

'Interesting article in Nature this week - apparently love's not a wave, it's a particle.'

Romans.

'Look, I want you back, but I'm not going to beg.'

Romance is more difficult for robots than it is for people. Sure, we can check for compatibility by comparing operating systems but until battery technology improves, all our relationships will be on-again, off-again. Worst of all, we can't handle passion. When the sparks are flying a romance blowup will follow.

"Beats me why but my girlfriend says I have a one-track mind."

The Inn Keeper's Wife and Daughter taking care of the Don after being beaten and bruised.

'Young Love'

"The best place to make black hole discoveries is in the bedroom."

'Stop quoting from films and get on with it.'

"This is never going to work—you're a tree!"

"Well, at first I didn't like him. But then his creepiness just grew on me."

She agreed to marry me, but she has to marry three other guys first.

Lance, do I make you want to be a better man? Let me put it this way, Gloria: you definitely make me want to SEEM to be a better man.

"Of course I love you, I'm just busy with other men."

'First date with a logician - These venn Diagrams will save us a lot of time. We'll see where you fit in, where I fit in, and if any of it overlaps'

"This doesn't have anything to do with the falling price of oil, does it?"