Romantic Idealist T-Shirts

'Oh darling, I want to spend the rest of my life with you! But please do not impute or infer any intentions from that comment.'

Great Expectations - Managing Expectations

"If you kiss a girl, then you should marry her. . . it's the right thing to do!"

'Are you doing anything Sunday night?. . . Well get a good night's sleep so you get to work on time on Monday.'

'It'll never last.'

'Oh my God! It's the woman of my dreams.'

"You keep trying to put the marriage back in our Romance, Peter."

'I was ahead of my time until I married Cyril.'

'...I hasten to assure you Miss Farthington, any future we would have together would be an endless frenzy of politeness.'

'Isn't it romantic, being married in the same alley where we first met eight months ago?'

'Hmph! Cheap flowers.'

'You're a Librarian, I'm a Virgo, we could be good for each other.'

Do you believe in free love?

'Did Snow White know about Prince Charming's previous marriage to Cinderella?'

'Young Love'

Christian Speed Dating

"Tia Carmen, I'm worried about Baldo. It seems his main worry is being rich. When I was a teenager, my main worry was girls!"

"A date? Que bien! You know, a gentleman always pays for everything."

"Everything was going well with her online date. . . except EVERYTHING!"

"My date with Bradley was so romantic. I didn't even have to sign a non-disclosure agreement."

"My new boyfriend is absolutely gorgeous; body like a Greek statue."

"I just started working a s a full time starving artist."

Reginald Bunthorne

"Yes, Dave and Barbara are weirdos - weirdos who found what we all dream of - that one person whose weirdness perfectly compliments our own, creating an everlasting bond."

"But, sweetheart, why do you have to marry a doctor? Why can't you marry a fireman?"

"I’ve only been able to find movies, music, and restaurants that I kind of like using apps, but I’m hoping they’ll lead me to the love of my life."

"You looked a lot bigger on your dating profile."

"I just want to meet an old fashioned woman who still believes in using fax machines."

"I'm so glad I found you. You're the woman I've been waiting for!"

Napoleon III's Wedding to Eugenie

Trilby - 'Fond of him? Aren't you?'

Trilby - 'Sweet Alice'

'I'm sorry for being fresh. It's what I do.'

'Stop quoting from films and get on with it.'

'I'm sorry I forgot how long we've been married. I was only 8 years off, so I deserve some credit.'