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Cupid Shoots at Open Heart Surgery.

The Return of Tannhauser to Venusberg

"Of all the wet cement, in all the towns, in all the world, she walks in mine."

'...I now pronounce you man and wife, effective as soon as your check clears.'

'Are you sure you don't want to marry me just because I'm a woman?'

Two minds but with a single thought.

'Can Laura come out and bark at the moon?'

"That's the first time you've taken food from my plate. I wanna remember this romantic moment."

William Wordsworth

You're my Mona Lisa.

"I was going to chuck it all and go to Paris but I didn't have enough frequent-flier miles."

I'm looking for a man who can meet my needs - Cream meringue master-chef.

"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."

'Charlie is the first to admit that he's too old for me.'

Venus

Sauvignon Bonk

"You're such a good listener."

"Will you stand by him through humiliating revelation after humiliating revelation, and then-once you're sure it couldn't possibly get any worse-when even more humiliating revelations come to light?"

"I really miss being in a committed relationship, Randy." "Which part do you miss most?" "Having someone disagree with you over what you're going to eat, or over what TV shows you're going to watch? Or do you miss having to account for how you spend your time? Or having to explain why you bought yourself something awesome without first getting permission?" "Mostly I miss the back rubs. They don't ask you to wash the dishes first at massage parlors."

"She can walk the walk, but can she talk the talk?"

'More bubbles!'

"We'll always have Paris..."

"I know we just met, but all I got is a twenty-four-hour pass!"

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

"They met in the express-checkout lane at the A.&P. and have slowed down only occasionally ever since."

"Why don't you find a museum!"

"No, I really DO love you. It's just that my committee has some issues."

"I don't know about you, but I'm ready to take this marriage full-throttle."

Reginald Bunthorne

"You're my Mona Lisa."

'All I want for Valentine's Day is a Greek fisherman's cap.'

Love Conquers All

Love linked

Paint pots in love

'What the..? She IS a stick!'