Romantic Thinker T-Shirts

'It would never work. I'm from Venus, you're from Mars.'

"The emoji she used says she loves me..."

'Whaddya mean "The chemistry's gone" ?! '

"I don't know if I've mentioned this before, Greg, but you are a very attractive man."

The fleeting moment

"He must have really loved algebra."

"Maybe marriage is what I need, Gregorio. Sometiems I wonder if I'm living my life for other people...instead of living life for myself."

Heart ailments

Why hasn't she text me to say she's late? She's stood you up. No, maybe it's okay, maybe she's had an accident...

'I've lost that loving feeling...'

The Love

"Think man, think! We mate for life, are you ready for that kind of committment?"

Missing you.

'I prefer the simpler things in life -- men.'

'I don't understand them, but I know what I like.'

'It's because I'm so mysterious. Why did I cross the road? Did I come before the egg? Believe me, the chicks love mysterious men!'

'Is that all you think about?'

'She's cute, sure, but I want to know more about her migratory patterns.'

"Well, at first I didn't like him. But then his creepiness just grew on me."

Literary man talking about a girl

"What's this have to do with my feelings about the gold iphone?"

French Elections: "It was so Romantic - we held each other's noses."

"We need to talk. Here - it's all in this 342-slide power point."

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The Science of Love

Carbon Dating.

"Darling, I think we need to talk about where this relationship is going..." Male evolution.

I think you're ace

"And now, a little theorem for all you lovers out there."

Reginald Bunthorne

"If x is the set of all men that love you, then I am a member of x."

Caveman has a good idea for the wheel.

'Single math professor in search of an intelligent woman. Send an example of your favorite equation.'

"I do have a special someone, but he sucks."

"I know what you're thinking - all I am to you is a vector."

"Look - I'm cold, you're cold. Why don't we settle down and start a family?"