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'On second thought, let's just be friends.'

"Why do men persue women they have no intention of marrying?"

"Geoff's very nice. . . but he's always been twice my age."

"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."

"My novel is not a doorstop!"

The Forbidden Joyce Kilmer

Paris' magnificent Trifle tower.

"Darling, I think we need to talk about where this relationship is going..." Male evolution.

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

A small number of people are afraid of heights, but there is an epidemic fear of widths.

"I'm trying to forget a pussycat."

"William Blake said you can see the whole world in a grain of sand, but he doesn't always make a lot of sense."

'...And then, I guess our relationship got TOO meaningful.'

"I'm learning to live with existence."

"The emoji she used says she loves me..."

Ten Commandments

"Look - I'm cold, you're cold. Why don't we settle down and start a family?"

'He said he wasn't good enough for me, so I married him because he's the first man to realize that.'

'As I recall you were the one who told him that he couldn't take it with him.'

Temporary and Permanent Writer's Block

"This may be Malcolm Gladwell talking, but we were married on the wrong day!"

"Imagine There's No Heaven. It's Easy If You Try..."

"I'll give you my unconditional love - on one condition."

A poem: With daylight's shift, winter draws near...

It'll never work - you're LED and I'm plasma.

"Great, now we're lost."

"Well, at first I didn't like him. But then his creepiness just grew on me."

"A cluck cluck here and a cluck cluck there,...is that all I meant to you?"

Writer

'You have to do something...My husband just doesn't look at me the way he used to.'

'Wow, that was unforgettable.'-'What was?'

Off to a bad start.

"If you were the only man in the world, and I were the only woman. . . would we still have to diet?"

"Being a celebrated artist, I do sometimes wonder why you never celebrate me."

"We need to talk. Here - it's all in this 342-slide power point."