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'On second thought, let's just be friends.'

"Why do men persue women they have no intention of marrying?"

"Geoff's very nice. . . but he's always been twice my age."

"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."

"My novel is not a doorstop!"

"Darling, I think we need to talk about where this relationship is going..." Male evolution.

A small number of people are afraid of heights, but there is an epidemic fear of widths.

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

The Forbidden Joyce Kilmer

Paris' magnificent Trifle tower.

"I'm trying to forget a pussycat."

"William Blake said you can see the whole world in a grain of sand, but he doesn't always make a lot of sense."

'...And then, I guess our relationship got TOO meaningful.'

"I'm learning to live with existence."

"The emoji she used says she loves me..."

Ten Commandments

'He said he wasn't good enough for me, so I married him because he's the first man to realize that.'

"Look - I'm cold, you're cold. Why don't we settle down and start a family?"

'As I recall you were the one who told him that he couldn't take it with him.'

Temporary and Permanent Writer's Block

"This may be Malcolm Gladwell talking, but we were married on the wrong day!"

"Well, at first I didn't like him. But then his creepiness just grew on me."

"I'll give you my unconditional love - on one condition."

Writer

"Great, now we're lost."

"A cluck cluck here and a cluck cluck there,...is that all I meant to you?"

A poem: With daylight's shift, winter draws near...

'You have to do something...My husband just doesn't look at me the way he used to.'

Shakespeare considers alternatives to iambic pentameter

"We're taking separate vacations this year."

Meaningful...Meaningless relationships.

"Have you seen my wife?"

"In the room the women come and go. Talking of Michelangelo."

'I love your poetry, m'dear - it's very Ezra Poundish.'