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The Daisy: 2005

"Of all the ovens in all the kitchens, she walks into mine."

"I'll give you my unconditional love - on one condition."

"He was always cautious about love."

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."

'I don't remember predetermining THAT!'

"Darling, I think we need to talk about where this relationship is going..." Male evolution.

'...And then, I guess our relationship got TOO meaningful.'

'He said he wasn't good enough for me, so I married him because he's the first man to realize that.'

"Look - I'm cold, you're cold. Why don't we settle down and start a family?"

'I'm not sure what I want out of life, but I want a lot of it.'

Playground reputation.

"Death coach..."

The meaning of life is to avoid falling rocks

'I think I'm getting somewhere. On the way over I stopped to smell the flowers.'

"This may be Malcolm Gladwell talking, but we were married on the wrong day!"

'I really don't know how you got here with your life line!'

'I ask myself-do I really want to sleep on the edge of the bed again?'

"A cluck cluck here and a cluck cluck there,...is that all I meant to you?"

'You have to do something...My husband just doesn't look at me the way he used to.'

Baxter finally gets a life

"If you were the only man in the world, and I were the only woman. . . would we still have to diet?"

"We're taking separate vacations this year."

"Have you seen my wife?"

"Oh Adam. This is the second...sorry, I mean third happiest day of my life."

"In a former life, I was exactly the same."

Meaningful...Meaningless relationships.

"Oh-oh...the way she said 'Jason'...I think its time to define the relationship."

'I love your poetry, m'dear - it's very Ezra Poundish.'

"Being a celebrated artist, I do sometimes wonder why you never celebrate me."

"We're studying the legal principles of 'crossing a heart and hoping to die'."

Wally dozes off in the middle of his mid-life crisis.

"I appreciate you have a real passion for music Mr Hibberd. . . but I can see you're going to struggle with the piano."

"Last time I saw you, you were just a baby."