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'Those threesomes just aren't right!'

'Enough about me. Let's talk about you. But let's not rush into talking about you...'

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

"Darling, I think we need to talk about where this relationship is going..." Male evolution.

'...And then, I guess our relationship got TOO meaningful.'

"But what if this is all there is?"

'He said he wasn't good enough for me, so I married him because he's the first man to realize that.'

"Look - I'm cold, you're cold. Why don't we settle down and start a family?"

'I'm not sure what I want out of life, but I want a lot of it.'

The meaning of life is to avoid falling rocks

'I've used up all my eligibilities'

"Death coach..."

"This may be Malcolm Gladwell talking, but we were married on the wrong day!"

'I think I'm getting somewhere. On the way over I stopped to smell the flowers.'

Playground reputation.

'It's normal -- Enlightenment freaks a lot of people out.'

"A cluck cluck here and a cluck cluck there,...is that all I meant to you?"

"I'll give you my unconditional love - on one condition."

It'll never work - you're LED and I'm plasma.

'You have to do something...My husband just doesn't look at me the way he used to.'

Baxter finally gets a life

Truth

Wally dozes off in the middle of his mid-life crisis.

'Wow, that was unforgettable.'-'What was?'

"Being a celebrated artist, I do sometimes wonder why you never celebrate me."

"If you were the only man in the world, and I were the only woman. . . would we still have to diet?"

'I love your poetry, m'dear - it's very Ezra Poundish.'

"We're taking separate vacations this year."

"Oh Adam. This is the second...sorry, I mean third happiest day of my life."

"Last time I saw you, you were just a baby."

Meaningful...Meaningless relationships.

"Have you seen my wife?"

"In a former life, I was exactly the same."

"Just think of all the cigarettes I could have smoked."

"I just don't know what to do with myself in that long stretch after college but before social security."