Love Life Ponderer Mugs

'Those threesomes just aren't right!'

'Enough about me. Let's talk about you. But let's not rush into talking about you...'

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

"Darling, I think we need to talk about where this relationship is going..." Male evolution.

'...And then, I guess our relationship got TOO meaningful.'

"Look - I'm cold, you're cold. Why don't we settle down and start a family?"

'He said he wasn't good enough for me, so I married him because he's the first man to realize that.'

"But what if this is all there is?"

'I'm not sure what I want out of life, but I want a lot of it.'

The meaning of life is to avoid falling rocks

"This may be Malcolm Gladwell talking, but we were married on the wrong day!"

'I think I'm getting somewhere. On the way over I stopped to smell the flowers.'

"Death coach..."

'I've used up all my eligibilities'

Playground reputation.

"I'll give you my unconditional love - on one condition."

"A cluck cluck here and a cluck cluck there,...is that all I meant to you?"

'It's normal -- Enlightenment freaks a lot of people out.'

'You have to do something...My husband just doesn't look at me the way he used to.'

Baxter finally gets a life

Truth

'I love your poetry, m'dear - it's very Ezra Poundish.'

Wally dozes off in the middle of his mid-life crisis.

Meaningful...Meaningless relationships.

"Being a celebrated artist, I do sometimes wonder why you never celebrate me."

"Have you seen my wife?"

"If you were the only man in the world, and I were the only woman. . . would we still have to diet?"

"We're taking separate vacations this year."

"Oh Adam. This is the second...sorry, I mean third happiest day of my life."

"Last time I saw you, you were just a baby."

"In a former life, I was exactly the same."

"I just don't know what to do with myself in that long stretch after college but before social security."

"If, indeed, there is a reason for all this, than that's so much worse."

'I've turned another corner in my life.' 'One more corner and you'll be back where you started.'