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"Some days I really wish I had finished med school. Not that I ever started med school."

"Call me?"

'I'm not sure what I want out of life, but I want a lot of it.'

The meaning of life is to avoid falling rocks

'I've used up all my eligibilities'

'I think I'm getting somewhere. On the way over I stopped to smell the flowers.'

"Death coach..."

Baxter finally gets a life

'Nothing serious. I just hate my job.'

Truth

Wally dozes off in the middle of his mid-life crisis.

"Last time I saw you, you were just a baby."

"In a former life, I was exactly the same."

"I just don't know what to do with myself in that long stretch after college but before social security."

"I think I'm ready to go forth and multiply."

'I've turned another corner in my life.' 'One more corner and you'll be back where you started.'

The big life questions that really get us thinking.

What you want in life is sometimes out of reach.

Bowther, Wilkin, Lynch & Fisk

'You know the rules, Mr Dotterill - you're only allowed one visitor at a time.'

'The meaning of life? 'Life' boils down into three categories...you are born...you live awhile....you then die.'

'The Meaning of Life or your life!'

"You could try watching your diet or getting more exercise – but you'll just be delaying the inevitable."

"What if this is all there is?"

Information desk at the top of a mountain.

"Remember when we used to flock together, instead of just tweeting all day on line?"

'When did the world get into such a big hurry?'

The Answer to Life.

"We are but snagged threads in Life's tapestry, Edna - I think that deserves a drink."

"Dream as if you'll live forever, live as if you'll die today."

"Here he comes again. Bet you he talks about how we're all thrust into this world against our will."

"Are we talking about life style or orientation?"

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