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"I think I'm ready to go forth and multiply."

'I'm not sure what I want out of life, but I want a lot of it.'

"Death coach..."

'I think I'm getting somewhere. On the way over I stopped to smell the flowers.'

The meaning of life is to avoid falling rocks

I was starting a new chapter in my life and I tripped over a footnote.

'Nothing serious. I just hate my job.'

Baxter finally gets a life

Truth

"In a former life, I was exactly the same."

Wally dozes off in the middle of his mid-life crisis.

"Last time I saw you, you were just a baby."

"I just don't know what to do with myself in that long stretch after college but before social security."

Move Up In The World or Down Hill All The Way.

"Some days I really wish I had finished med school. Not that I ever started med school."

What you want in life is sometimes out of reach.

'I've turned another corner in my life.' 'One more corner and you'll be back where you started.'

Bowther, Wilkin, Lynch & Fisk

The big life questions that really get us thinking.

'I recommend a second opinion so the HMO won't second guess me.'

"From the looks of things, I shouldn't have rested on the seventh day."

'You know the rules, Mr Dotterill - you're only allowed one visitor at a time.'

"While you've been making your mind up, the Early Bird special when up three bucks."

"What if this is all there is?"

Information desk at the top of a mountain.

"You could try watching your diet or getting more exercise – but you'll just be delaying the inevitable."

'The meaning of life? 'Life' boils down into three categories...you are born...you live awhile....you then die.'

"Remember when we used to flock together, instead of just tweeting all day on line?"

'I've given up on looking for the bluebird of happiness. . . I'd settle for the chicken of contentment!'

'The Meaning of Life or your life!'

'When did the world get into such a big hurry?'

The Answer to Life.

"Dream as if you'll live forever, live as if you'll die today."

"We are but snagged threads in Life's tapestry, Edna - I think that deserves a drink."

"Here he comes again. Bet you he talks about how we're all thrust into this world against our will."