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"I have heard the mermaids singing, each to each. I told them to pipe down."

"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."

"My novel is not a doorstop!"

The Forbidden Joyce Kilmer

Paris' magnificent Trifle tower.

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

A small number of people are afraid of heights, but there is an epidemic fear of widths.

"William Blake said you can see the whole world in a grain of sand, but he doesn't always make a lot of sense."

"This number goes out to all the little people I met on my way back down."

"I'm learning to live with existence."

"I'm trying to forget a pussycat."

Ten Commandments

'A man has to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink!'

'As I recall you were the one who told him that he couldn't take it with him.'

Temporary and Permanent Writer's Block

Writer

"Imagine There's No Heaven. It's Easy If You Try..."

"Great, now we're lost."

A poem: With daylight's shift, winter draws near...

Newton Discovers Surrealism.

"Well, once you get your PhD on 'The Return of the Repressed in Early Jacobean Drama', then we;ll discuss how disappointed you are."

Off to a bad start.

"In the room the women come and go. Talking of Michelangelo."

Shakespeare considers alternatives to iambic pentameter

"Well, this must be as big as I'm supposed to get."

tbh 'tis better to have followed and been unfollowed than never to have followed at all lol #perspective.

Two books. One liberates the mind, and appears to fly. The other entraps the mind, and appears as a snare trap

Jealousy

'I don't have a single appointment between 1:30 and 2. Do you want me questioning the meaning of my existence?'

"I assumed it was writer's block but as I've never written anything I could be wrong."

"Eve, do you realize that neither you nor I ever had a childhood?"

"The arc of the moral universe."

"Well, son, in a way, I suppose Jesus was a trust-fund baby."

Goalkeeping Dog

James Russell Lowell