Romantic Dinner Ponderer T-Shirts

"Tell your date you're a vegetarian before he orders that expensive gourmet dinner."

'I sent out for everything.'

"Stephen and I are today's special."

'You complimented the chef on his dumplings -now he wishes to return the compliments!'

'Of course you're very dear to me - that meal just cost a fortune.'

"Darling, I think we need to talk about where this relationship is going..." Male evolution.

'As a surprise I thought I'd give the new cookbook a try tonight.'

"Fresh pepper spray?"

"It's a Haiku Dinner."

In Desperate Straits.

'S'more wine?'

'Hey Babe - 7:30 sharp, don't be late...I'm preparing you a meal...'

'I know you'll find this hard to believe but I am actually a self made man.'

Would madam like me to send over the sympathy steward?

'And I think you'll find something extra in your dessert, Hon.'

'This is my kind of Chinese...A chocolate double fudge fortune cookie!'

Romantic Frogs

It'll never work - you're LED and I'm plasma.

"I just love candle-lit dinners."

"Don't blame me! Your profile said nothing about a seafood allergy."

'Norbert, he's playing our ring tone.'

"I suppose I should have let a few minutes elapse between declaring my love for you and announcing that I also loved lobster."

'You have to do something...My husband just doesn't look at me the way he used to.'

"Linguini for two?"

'Tartar sauce?! Heavens no. My dentist would kill me.'

"Now let's share a moment of silence in memory of our portfolio."

"Oh, do you like the candles? I made them myself our of old crayons!"

Looking tasty

"I do love you, Robin, but I'm not sure I'm ready for a full-on commitment yet."

"Excuse me but it's our food, can you make it sexy?"

'With our romantic candlelight dinner, I'm obligated to include a safe-sex warning.'

'A jug of wine, a loaf of bread, and thou - apparently in that order!'

"Interested in some romantic punk rock during your dinner?"

'Do you have anything cheap but guaranteed to help me get laid?'

'I'm Marcus and I'll be listening in on your conversations this evening.'