Romantic Dinner Ponderer Gifts

"Tell your date you're a vegetarian before he orders that expensive gourmet dinner."

'I sent out for everything.'

"Stephen and I are today's special."

'You complimented the chef on his dumplings -now he wishes to return the compliments!'

'Of course you're very dear to me - that meal just cost a fortune.'

"Darling, I think we need to talk about where this relationship is going..." Male evolution.

'As a surprise I thought I'd give the new cookbook a try tonight.'

"Fresh pepper spray?"

"It's a Haiku Dinner."

'S'more wine?'

In Desperate Straits.

'I know you'll find this hard to believe but I am actually a self made man.'

'Hey Babe - 7:30 sharp, don't be late...I'm preparing you a meal...'

'And I think you'll find something extra in your dessert, Hon.'

"I suppose I should have let a few minutes elapse between declaring my love for you and announcing that I also loved lobster."

"Don't blame me! Your profile said nothing about a seafood allergy."

'This is my kind of Chinese...A chocolate double fudge fortune cookie!'

'Norbert, he's playing our ring tone.'

Romantic Frogs

"I just love candle-lit dinners."

'You have to do something...My husband just doesn't look at me the way he used to.'

"Linguini for two?"

"Now let's share a moment of silence in memory of our portfolio."

'Tartar sauce?! Heavens no. My dentist would kill me.'

"Oh, do you like the candles? I made them myself our of old crayons!"

"Excuse me but it's our food, can you make it sexy?"

'I love your poetry, m'dear - it's very Ezra Poundish.'

'Do you have anything cheap but guaranteed to help me get laid?'

'I'm Marcus and I'll be listening in on your conversations this evening.'

"We're taking separate vacations this year."

'With our romantic candlelight dinner, I'm obligated to include a safe-sex warning.'

"I do love you, Robin, but I'm not sure I'm ready for a full-on commitment yet."

"Interested in some romantic punk rock during your dinner?"

Looking tasty