Romantic Philosophers T-Shirts

Our T-shirts featuring romantic philosopher themes offer witty, intellectual fun—perfect for sparking conversations and expressing your love for philosophy with style.

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'My outer self loves your inner self but my inner self can't stand your outer self.'

'My outer self loves your inner self but my inner self can't stand your outer self.' mockup

'My outer self loves your inner self but my inner self can't stand your outer self.'

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"Sorry, I'm just looking for something with no strings attached right now."

"Sorry, I'm just looking for something with no strings attached right now." mockup

"Sorry, I'm just looking for something with no strings attached right now."

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"I'm looking for someone who is tall, dark, and handsome but I prepared to substitute rich for any of those qualities."

"I'm looking for someone who is tall, dark, and handsome but I prepared to substitute rich for any of those qualities." mockup

"I'm looking for someone who is tall, dark, and handsome but I prepared to substitute rich for any of those qualities."

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Life is for the birds.

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Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The Science of Love

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The Science of Love mockup

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The Science of Love

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Reginald Bunthorne

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"And now, a little theorem for all you lovers out there."

"And now, a little theorem for all you lovers out there." mockup

"And now, a little theorem for all you lovers out there."

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"If x is the set of all men that love you, then I am a member of x."

"If x is the set of all men that love you, then I am a member of x." mockup

"If x is the set of all men that love you, then I am a member of x."

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'Single math professor in search of an intelligent woman. Send an example of your favorite equation.'

'Single math professor in search of an intelligent woman. Send an example of your favorite equation.' mockup

'Single math professor in search of an intelligent woman. Send an example of your favorite equation.'

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"The emoji she used says she loves me..."

"The emoji she used says she loves me..." mockup

"The emoji she used says she loves me..."

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"It's always the same: We go eons without seeing each other, I think I'm finally over it, and then...WHAM! I get pulled into her orbit again!"

"It's always the same: We go eons without seeing each other, I think I'm finally over it, and then...WHAM! I get pulled into her orbit again!" mockup

"It's always the same: We go eons without seeing each other, I think I'm finally over it, and then...WHAM! I get pulled into her orbit again!"

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'He's a catch for any woman - there's so much to re-mould'

'He's a catch for any woman - there's so much to re-mould' mockup

'He's a catch for any woman - there's so much to re-mould'

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"Now that was post-modern sex."

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"I'm not against going to couples therapy, but it feels weird to do it on a first date."

"I'm not against going to couples therapy, but it feels weird to do it on a first date." mockup

"I'm not against going to couples therapy, but it feels weird to do it on a first date."

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'Interesting article in Nature this week - apparently love's not a wave, it's a particle.'

'Interesting article in Nature this week - apparently love's not a wave, it's a particle.' mockup

'Interesting article in Nature this week - apparently love's not a wave, it's a particle.'

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"Of all the wet cement, in all the towns, in all the world, she walks in mine."

"Of all the wet cement, in all the towns, in all the world, she walks in mine." mockup

"Of all the wet cement, in all the towns, in all the world, she walks in mine."

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'I like a woman who's open and friendly, as long as she's only that way with me.'

'I like a woman who's open and friendly, as long as she's only that way with me.' mockup

'I like a woman who's open and friendly, as long as she's only that way with me.'

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Brian the dog#3 - Brian now realised he was NOT man's best friend.

Brian the dog#3 - Brian now realised he was NOT man's best friend. mockup

Brian the dog#3 - Brian now realised he was NOT man's best friend.

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Jewellers - "If you really love your wife to be, then money should be no object."

Jewellers - "If you really love your wife to be, then money should be no object." mockup

Jewellers - "If you really love your wife to be, then money should be no object."

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"You looked a lot bigger on your dating profile."

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"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."

"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy." mockup

"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."

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"Now look, Frank, Molly, there's nothing wrong with a Polar Bear and a Penguin being in a relationship. In fact, in my experience, Polar opposites attract!"

"Now look, Frank, Molly, there's nothing wrong with a Polar Bear and a Penguin being in a relationship. In fact, in my experience, Polar opposites attract!"

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