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"This is nice. But wouldn't you feel safer under video surveillance?"

Marriage Guidance - Give and Take

The edge of the universe

Detachment During Intimacy.

'You want to understand women?...I granted you a wish, not a miracle!'

'I know we're in love, but there should be an easier way out of it than marriage.'

Sex Education

'I'm not talking one-night stand. I want you to hibernate with me!'

'Keep in mind, daughter... being in heat is not the same as being in love.'

'I've nothing against marriage - I just haven't met anyone with a character worth moulding.'

"Surely two people as intelligent as we are can work out some method of falling in love."

"How was I to know that our relationship was Biodegradable?"

Passion vs possession

'Let me put it this way, Matt, our song is no longer my song.'

Relationship, Serious: Any romantic involvement that results in 'significant personal growth'. Unfortunately, the exact interpretation of this phrase differs between men and women.

"Technically, my bachelorhood isn't so much confirmed as it is legislated."

"It says we should try to imagine we are in love."

"Mansplain to me of love."

'Dear there is a man out there for you... avoid him.'

"My aloofness is a mask."

"I've got buck teeth, an overbite, big ears, pink eye, a harelip, and I live in a hole. She must love me!"

'Our love life has become market-driven.'

"Hold it, there's someone on my other island!"

'Lovers'Lane has changed a bit since our day,eh,luv!'

She agreed to marry me, but she has to marry three other guys first.

"Of course I love you, I'm just busy with other men."

The best antidote for being love-blind is marriage.

'This could be another chapter for my book on easy pickups.'

"I'm sorry, Gavin, I could never do it with a plonker who runs out of petrol."

'OK, so forty is the new thirty. But thirty is still, like, you know...old.'

"Beats me why but my girlfriend says I have a one-track mind."

'By the way...what do you think about interracial love?'

"I just want to do whatever you want to do, and to Hell with the cognitive dissonance."

'My wife believes I have a girlfriend in one off the parallel universes!'

"I'm still waiting for the day I can marry myself."