Love Idealist T-Shirts

Life is for the birds.

Child protects planet with umbrella.

Reginald Bunthorne

"The emoji she used says she loves me..."

'He's a catch for any woman - there's so much to re-mould'

"Boy, I hope we never end up like this."

Public footpath on a desert island.

"You looked a lot bigger on your dating profile."

"Now look, Frank, Molly, there's nothing wrong with a Polar Bear and a Penguin being in a relationship. In fact, in my experience, Polar opposites attract!"

Jewellers - "If you really love your wife to be, then money should be no object."

"I'm not against going to couples therapy, but it feels weird to do it on a first date."

'I like a woman who's open and friendly, as long as she's only that way with me.'

"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."

"If you could time-travel back to any period in history, would your love for me keep you from going?"

"This is never going to work—you're a tree!"

'Idealist'

'Young Love'

"I miss the way it was when I thought you knew everything."

'Stop quoting from films and get on with it.'

The Inn Keeper's Wife and Daughter taking care of the Don after being beaten and bruised.

'Marriage ain't for this puppy. I'm way too romantic.'

"Do you think we're a storybook romance transformed into a textbook case?"

'She loves me, she loves me not. Maybe, who cares, what the hey!'

Cherub tries to prevent a man from declaring his love for a woman.

'Isn't it romantic, being married in the same alley where we first met eight months ago?'

"He's all mine. Life is good."

"I care that you care that I care about you caring... but I'm not sure if your caring is enough caring to make up for what I'm not caring enough about."

"You're right. This is better than sex."

'Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies.'

"Will you sign a legally binding contract to get the state involved if you ever decide to leave me?"

Love and temptation go hand in hand...

"We're still trying to sort out the details."