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Intelligent Sexual Design

Life is for the birds.

Child protects planet with umbrella.

Reginald Bunthorne

"The emoji she used says she loves me..."

'He's a catch for any woman - there's so much to re-mould'

"Boy, I hope we never end up like this."

Public footpath on a desert island.

"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."

Jewellers - "If you really love your wife to be, then money should be no object."

(Diamonds shining, … Dancing, dining, …with some man in a restaurant. Is that all you really want?) (Are you making this up?) (Unsophisticated Lady)

"Now look, Frank, Molly, there's nothing wrong with a Polar Bear and a Penguin being in a relationship. In fact, in my experience, Polar opposites attract!"

'I like a woman who's open and friendly, as long as she's only that way with me.'

"I'm not against going to couples therapy, but it feels weird to do it on a first date."

"You looked a lot bigger on your dating profile."

"If you could time-travel back to any period in history, would your love for me keep you from going?"

"I miss the way it was when I thought you knew everything."

'Young Love'

"Let's honor this young future farmer - he's ready to endure hard labor, long hours and outrageously low farm prices..."

"This is never going to work—you're a tree!"

'Idealist'

'Stop quoting from films and get on with it.'

The Inn Keeper's Wife and Daughter taking care of the Don after being beaten and bruised.

On John Lennon: 'WE may say he's a dreamer,...but he's not the only one.'

"I care that you care that I care about you caring... but I'm not sure if your caring is enough caring to make up for what I'm not caring enough about."

'She loves me, she loves me not. Maybe, who cares, what the hey!'

'Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies.'

'Marriage ain't for this puppy. I'm way too romantic.'

"Do you think we're a storybook romance transformed into a textbook case?"

"He's all mine. Life is good."

'Isn't it romantic, being married in the same alley where we first met eight months ago?'

Love and temptation go hand in hand...

Cherub tries to prevent a man from declaring his love for a woman.

"You're right. This is better than sex."

"We're still trying to sort out the details."