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"You sure are ringin' my bell, Baby!"

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The Science of Love

Carbon Dating.

Ninedency: A budding tendency

"It's a play on words."

"And now, a little theorem for all you lovers out there."

"If x is the set of all men that love you, then I am a member of x."

I think you're ace

Now that we've invented language, let's talk about our relationship.

'Single math professor in search of an intelligent woman. Send an example of your favorite equation.'

When two philosophers date. So

"You can tell it's a period drama because they're not wearing ozone helmets."

"The emoji she used says she loves me..."

"It's always the same: We go eons without seeing each other, I think I'm finally over it, and then...WHAM! I get pulled into her orbit again!"

"I know what you're thinking - all I am to you is a vector."

"Now that was post-modern sex."

"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."

"I do like you, Peter, but interfacing is a very serious step."

'Interesting article in Nature this week - apparently love's not a wave, it's a particle.'

"Of all the wet cement, in all the towns, in all the world, she walks in mine."

"I always thought love made the world go round."

Intellectual Foreplay...

'Wine? Okay. I really don't care what you call it; let's invite over the two sisters from the cave next door.'

Lance, do I make you want to be a better man? Let me put it this way, Gloria: you definitely make me want to SEEM to be a better man.

"Of course I love you, I'm just busy with other men."

'You use the former when wooing your beloved and the latter during negotiations with your divorce lawyers.'

"Well, at first I didn't like him. But then his creepiness just grew on me."

"Beats me why but my girlfriend says I have a one-track mind."

Novelist, writing her own vows... runs into writer's block.

She agreed to marry me, but she has to marry three other guys first.

"The best place to make black hole discoveries is in the bedroom."

"When you said you like to experiment in the bedroom..."

"The great thing about a science background is I can understand what you're experiencing in biochemical terms."

"It says we should try to imagine we are in love."

Two minds but with a single thought.