Romantic Intellectual Gifts

Looking for a gift that celebrates a romantic intellectual? Our collection combines clever wit with deep thought, perfect for the lover of ideas and romance alike. Find a gift that speaks to their love for meaningful conversation, elegant humor, and creative charm—whether it's on a mug, t-shirt, pillow, or print.

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Intellectual Foreplay...

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'Single math professor in search of an intelligent woman. Send an example of your favorite equation.'

'Single math professor in search of an intelligent woman. Send an example of your favorite equation.' mockup

'Single math professor in search of an intelligent woman. Send an example of your favorite equation.'

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"Now that was post-modern sex."

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Life is for the birds.

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Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The Science of Love

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Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The Science of Love

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Carbon Dating.

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"And now, a little theorem for all you lovers out there."

"And now, a little theorem for all you lovers out there." mockup

"And now, a little theorem for all you lovers out there."

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Reginald Bunthorne

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"I do have a special someone, but he sucks."

"I do have a special someone, but he sucks." mockup

"I do have a special someone, but he sucks."

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Caveman has a good idea for the wheel. mockup

Caveman has a good idea for the wheel.

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"The emoji she used says she loves me..."

"The emoji she used says she loves me..." mockup

"The emoji she used says she loves me..."

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"I know what you're thinking - all I am to you is a vector."

"I know what you're thinking - all I am to you is a vector." mockup

"I know what you're thinking - all I am to you is a vector."

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"It's always the same: We go eons without seeing each other, I think I'm finally over it, and then...WHAM! I get pulled into her orbit again!"

"It's always the same: We go eons without seeing each other, I think I'm finally over it, and then...WHAM! I get pulled into her orbit again!" mockup

"It's always the same: We go eons without seeing each other, I think I'm finally over it, and then...WHAM! I get pulled into her orbit again!"

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"And anyway we'd be no good in bed - I've done the math."

"And anyway we'd be no good in bed - I've done the math." mockup

"And anyway we'd be no good in bed - I've done the math."

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"Look - I'm cold, you're cold. Why don't we settle down and start a family?"

"Look - I'm cold, you're cold. Why don't we settle down and start a family?" mockup

"Look - I'm cold, you're cold. Why don't we settle down and start a family?"

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'Interesting article in Nature this week - apparently love's not a wave, it's a particle.'

'Interesting article in Nature this week - apparently love's not a wave, it's a particle.' mockup

'Interesting article in Nature this week - apparently love's not a wave, it's a particle.'

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"I love the equation that describes the slope of your nose."

"I love the equation that describes the slope of your nose." mockup

"I love the equation that describes the slope of your nose."

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"You looked a lot bigger on your dating profile."

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"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."

"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy." mockup

"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."

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Romans.

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'Stop quoting from films and get on with it.'

'Stop quoting from films and get on with it.' mockup

'Stop quoting from films and get on with it.'

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'Look, I want you back, but I'm not going to beg.'

'Look, I want you back, but I'm not going to beg.' mockup

'Look, I want you back, but I'm not going to beg.'

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'Young Love'

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"This is never going to work—you're a tree!"

"This is never going to work—you're a tree!" mockup

"This is never going to work—you're a tree!"

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The Inn Keeper's Wife and Daughter taking care of the Don after being beaten and bruised.

The Inn Keeper's Wife and Daughter taking care of the Don after being beaten and bruised. mockup

The Inn Keeper's Wife and Daughter taking care of the Don after being beaten and bruised.

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"The best place to make black hole discoveries is in the bedroom."

"The best place to make black hole discoveries is in the bedroom." mockup

"The best place to make black hole discoveries is in the bedroom."

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"Beats me why but my girlfriend says I have a one-track mind."

"Beats me why but my girlfriend says I have a one-track mind." mockup

"Beats me why but my girlfriend says I have a one-track mind."

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"Well, at first I didn't like him. But then his creepiness just grew on me."

"Well, at first I didn't like him. But then his creepiness just grew on me." mockup

"Well, at first I didn't like him. But then his creepiness just grew on me."

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She agreed to marry me, but she has to marry three other guys first.

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She agreed to marry me, but she has to marry three other guys first.

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"Of course I love you, I'm just busy with other men."

"Of course I love you, I'm just busy with other men." mockup

"Of course I love you, I'm just busy with other men."

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'First date with a logician - These venn Diagrams will save us a lot of time. We'll see where you fit in, where I fit in, and if any of it overlaps'

'First date with a logician - These venn Diagrams will save us a lot of time. We'll see where you fit in, where I fit in, and if any of it overlaps' mockup

'First date with a logician - These venn Diagrams will save us a lot of time. We'll see where you fit in, where I fit in, and if any of it overlaps'

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"This doesn't have anything to do with the falling price of oil, does it?"

"This doesn't have anything to do with the falling price of oil, does it?" mockup

"This doesn't have anything to do with the falling price of oil, does it?"

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Deconstructionist girlfriend

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"When you said you like to experiment in the bedroom..."

"When you said you like to experiment in the bedroom..." mockup

"When you said you like to experiment in the bedroom..."

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'I can't believe she married the prince after only one date.'

'I can't believe she married the prince after only one date.' mockup

'I can't believe she married the prince after only one date.'

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Romantic Intellectual Gifts Collection

Romantic Intellectual Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs that blend romance with clever insights—perfect for the romantic intellectual’s morning coffee or afternoon tea.

Romantic Intellectual Pillows

Add a touch of clever comfort with pillows that celebrate romantic intelligence—great for any cozy corner of their home.

Romantic Intellectual Prints

Find inspiring prints that combine intellectual wit with romantic expression—perfect for decorating and inspiring their daily life.

Romantic Intellectual T-Shirts

Discover t-shirts that showcase smart humor and romantic charm—an ideal gift for the modern thinker who appreciates style and wit.