Romantic Scholar Gifts

Rhode Island School of Desire

"I'd like to see everything you have on girls."

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The Science of Love

'-and if you think he's fat wait until you see his wallet!'

'Interesting article in Nature this week - apparently love's not a wave, it's a particle.'

"And now, a little theorem for all you lovers out there."

Carbon Dating.

Gone With the Wind: The Beach Blanket

Dating an English Major

'It's some more story ideas from Francis Bacon.'

Thomas Hardy

"William Blake said you can see the whole world in a grain of sand, but he doesn't always make a lot of sense."

What would Charlotte Bronte do, she thought to herself.

"A world without Ovid? I can't even begin to imagine a world without Ovid."

"It says here that humans are the only member of the animal kingdom who can have sex any time, any place."

"I do have a special someone, but he sucks."

'Single math professor in search of an intelligent woman. Send an example of your favorite equation.'

"The emoji she used says she loves me..."

Macbeth: Take Two

"Good artists borrow, great artists steal."

We Will Beat Any Genuine Quote...

"Now that was post-modern sex."

"It's always the same: We go eons without seeing each other, I think I'm finally over it, and then...WHAM! I get pulled into her orbit again!"

"I know what you're thinking - all I am to you is a vector."

Emily Dickinson Rebooted

Shakespeare's Brain

Cut out and keep your own Marcel Proust.

Ivan Turgenev

Al Dante

Book Lovers in Richmond

Book lovers

"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."

Emily Dickinson at a Cocktail Party: "I;m Nobody! Who are you? Are you - Nobody - too?"

"Goodness! These tomatoes look so good!"

Romans.