Romantic Linguists Gifts

"And every time a relationship dies, another completely unique baby-talk language dies with it."

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The Science of Love

Carbon Dating.

Scientists are sexy

Ninedency: A budding tendency

"It's a play on words."

"And now, a little theorem for all you lovers out there."

"If x is the set of all men that love you, then I am a member of x."

I think you're ace

Now that we've invented language, let's talk about our relationship.

'Single math professor in search of an intelligent woman. Send an example of your favorite equation.'

When two philosophers date. So

"You can tell it's a period drama because they're not wearing ozone helmets."

"The emoji she used says she loves me..."

"It's always the same: We go eons without seeing each other, I think I'm finally over it, and then...WHAM! I get pulled into her orbit again!"

"Now that was post-modern sex."

"I know what you're thinking - all I am to you is a vector."

"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."

"I do like you, Peter, but interfacing is a very serious step."

'Interesting article in Nature this week - apparently love's not a wave, it's a particle.'

Intellectual Foreplay...

'Wine? Okay. I really don't care what you call it; let's invite over the two sisters from the cave next door.'

Novelist, writing her own vows... runs into writer's block.

Lance, do I make you want to be a better man? Let me put it this way, Gloria: you definitely make me want to SEEM to be a better man.

"Of course I love you, I'm just busy with other men."

"The best place to make black hole discoveries is in the bedroom."

"Well, at first I didn't like him. But then his creepiness just grew on me."

"Beats me why but my girlfriend says I have a one-track mind."

'You use the former when wooing your beloved and the latter during negotiations with your divorce lawyers.'

She agreed to marry me, but she has to marry three other guys first.

"This medical dictionary has had it's appendix taken out. . . !"

"We need to talk. Here - it's all in this 342-slide power point."

"The great thing about a science background is I can understand what you're experiencing in biochemical terms."

'Our love life has become market-driven.'

"It says we should try to imagine we are in love."