Romantic Linguists Gifts

"And every time a relationship dies, another completely unique baby-talk language dies with it."

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The Science of Love

Carbon Dating.

Scientists are sexy

Ninedency: A budding tendency

"If x is the set of all men that love you, then I am a member of x."

"And now, a little theorem for all you lovers out there."

I think you're ace

"It's a play on words."

'Single math professor in search of an intelligent woman. Send an example of your favorite equation.'

"The emoji she used says she loves me..."

"I know what you're thinking - all I am to you is a vector."

"It's always the same: We go eons without seeing each other, I think I'm finally over it, and then...WHAM! I get pulled into her orbit again!"

"Now that was post-modern sex."

"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."

"I do like you, Peter, but interfacing is a very serious step."

'Interesting article in Nature this week - apparently love's not a wave, it's a particle.'

Intellectual Foreplay...

'Wine? Okay. I really don't care what you call it; let's invite over the two sisters from the cave next door.'

"Beats me why but my girlfriend says I have a one-track mind."

She agreed to marry me, but she has to marry three other guys first.

"Of course I love you, I'm just busy with other men."

"The best place to make black hole discoveries is in the bedroom."

Novelist, writing her own vows... runs into writer's block.

'You use the former when wooing your beloved and the latter during negotiations with your divorce lawyers.'

"Well, at first I didn't like him. But then his creepiness just grew on me."

"We need to talk. Here - it's all in this 342-slide power point."

"This medical dictionary has had it's appendix taken out. . . !"

"You sure are ringin' my bell, Baby!"

"My aloofness is a mask."

"The great thing about a science background is I can understand what you're experiencing in biochemical terms."

'Our love life has become market-driven.'