Romantic Conversationalists Gifts

Why we need poetry. . .

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

'Yak, yak, yak.'

"I disagree — I think humans are funny."

"No, you dismantle your nuclear arsenal first."

Pet Shop - Parrot labeled as 'Good Listener'

"Oui, c'est bon. It is, how you Americans say, 'Magically Delicious'."

"Do you mind if I bounce something off you?"

'Oh, Olivia, I just love your new caption! Where on earth did you find it?'

Philosopher's pub with 24 hour thinking.

'I do so much better with women when I quit trying to understand them and just repeat what they say to each other.'

'Are you going to answer my text message or not?'

"Every single day, guys ask you for advice about women, work, sports... Haven't you ever even heard of the law of supply and demand?. . .I'd be glad to steer the downtrodden and the forlorn your way for a mere 82% of the man-to-man-talk fee."

"Oh Gregori! You tell such funny stories!"

"Tell me about yourself. Any weird genes or anything?"

"I don't mind emotional trauma if I can turn it into a really funny anecdote."

"Frankly, I just want to talk about how great I am non-stop and uninterrupted for 50 minutes every week on a long term basis."

Student: 'Is the medical marijuana thing a grass-roots movement?'

'It's funny - I'm a Bourbon, but I've always preferred Scotch.'

"You sure are ringin' my bell, Baby!"

Person talks on phone as other blogs.

'He hacked it off because the women in his weekly painting group never stopped gassing!'

'I've found taking a sip of another table's wine is an effective conversation starter.'

Mobile Phones, "Now we are together we will proceed to the business of the day."

Imaginary boyfriends are best.

A man surrounded with lovehearts

"It was a slow day - my pedometer says I only put in 1, 273, 426 steps."

A lesson in wit

Heart To Heart

"Have you ever actually seen a chicken cross the road?"

Revenge is a dish best served cold.

'No idea. He's been there for as long as I can remember.'

'Dang it! The gals out here leave little to a feller's imagination.'