Romantic Scholar Pillows

Rhode Island School of Desire

"I'd like to see everything you have on girls."

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The Science of Love

'-and if you think he's fat wait until you see his wallet!'

'Interesting article in Nature this week - apparently love's not a wave, it's a particle.'

"And now, a little theorem for all you lovers out there."

Carbon Dating.

Gone With the Wind: The Beach Blanket

Dating an English Major

'It's some more story ideas from Francis Bacon.'

Thomas Hardy

When two philosophers date. So

"It says here that humans are the only member of the animal kingdom who can have sex any time, any place."

"William Blake said you can see the whole world in a grain of sand, but he doesn't always make a lot of sense."

What would Charlotte Bronte do, she thought to herself.

"I do have a special someone, but he sucks."

"A world without Ovid? I can't even begin to imagine a world without Ovid."

'Single math professor in search of an intelligent woman. Send an example of your favorite equation.'

Macbeth: Take Two

"The emoji she used says she loves me..."

William Faulkner

"I know what you're thinking - all I am to you is a vector."

"It's always the same: We go eons without seeing each other, I think I'm finally over it, and then...WHAM! I get pulled into her orbit again!"

"Good artists borrow, great artists steal."

"Now that was post-modern sex."

We Will Beat Any Genuine Quote...

Shakespeare's Brain

Emily Dickinson Rebooted

Cut out and keep your own Marcel Proust.

"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."

Ivan Turgenev

Book Lovers in Richmond

Book lovers

Al Dante

"Goodness! These tomatoes look so good!"