Romantic Thinkers Gifts

Existentialists In Love

"Well, the flocking together is amazing, but sometimes I wonder if that's all we have in common."

Life is for the birds.

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The Science of Love

"And now, a little theorem for all you lovers out there."

Dancing in pyjamas

Reginald Bunthorne

'Single math professor in search of an intelligent woman. Send an example of your favorite equation.'

Caveman has a good idea for the wheel.

"The emoji she used says she loves me..."

"Now that was post-modern sex."

"Look - I'm cold, you're cold. Why don't we settle down and start a family?"

"It's always the same: We go eons without seeing each other, I think I'm finally over it, and then...WHAM! I get pulled into her orbit again!"

"You looked a lot bigger on your dating profile."

"Of all the wet cement, in all the towns, in all the world, she walks in mine."

"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."

'Interesting article in Nature this week - apparently love's not a wave, it's a particle.'

Romans.

Intellectual Foreplay...

'Stop quoting from films and get on with it.'

She agreed to marry me, but she has to marry three other guys first.

'Young Love'

"Well, at first I didn't like him. But then his creepiness just grew on me."

The Inn Keeper's Wife and Daughter taking care of the Don after being beaten and bruised.

"Of course I love you, I'm just busy with other men."

'Nothing like a Romantic stroll in Saturn's acid rain.'

"This is never going to work—you're a tree!"

"I had a lovely evening talking trash with you."

"Beats me why but my girlfriend says I have a one-track mind."

Love birds: 'How do I love thee? Let me count the ways.'