Romantic Thinkers Gifts

Existentialists In Love

'It's the economy, Cupid.'

"Well, the flocking together is amazing, but sometimes I wonder if that's all we have in common."

Life is for the birds.

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The Science of Love

Dancing in pyjamas

"And now, a little theorem for all you lovers out there."

Reginald Bunthorne

'Single math professor in search of an intelligent woman. Send an example of your favorite equation.'

Caveman has a good idea for the wheel.

Now that we've invented language, let's talk about our relationship.

When two philosophers date. So

"The emoji she used says she loves me..."

I thought I was proposing to Sally, but evidently I was challenging her to a twenty year series of debates.

"Look - I'm cold, you're cold. Why don't we settle down and start a family?"

"It's always the same: We go eons without seeing each other, I think I'm finally over it, and then...WHAM! I get pulled into her orbit again!"

"Now that was post-modern sex."

"Of all the wet cement, in all the towns, in all the world, she walks in mine."

"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."

'Interesting article in Nature this week - apparently love's not a wave, it's a particle.'

"You looked a lot bigger on your dating profile."

Romans.

Intellectual Foreplay...

'When love is color Blind.'

"Well, at first I didn't like him. But then his creepiness just grew on me."

"Beats me why but my girlfriend says I have a one-track mind."

'Stop quoting from films and get on with it.'

The Inn Keeper's Wife and Daughter taking care of the Don after being beaten and bruised.

It'll never work - you're LED and I'm plasma.

'Nothing like a Romantic stroll in Saturn's acid rain.'

Love birds: 'How do I love thee? Let me count the ways.'

She agreed to marry me, but she has to marry three other guys first.

Romance is more difficult for robots than it is for people. Sure, we can check for compatibility by comparing operating systems but until battery technology improves, all our relationships will be on-again, off-again. Worst of all, we can't handle passion. When the sparks are flying a romance blowup will follow.

Lance, do I make you want to be a better man? Let me put it this way, Gloria: you definitely make me want to SEEM to be a better man.

"This is never going to work—you're a tree!"