Academic Romantics Pillows

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The Science of Love

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Scientists are sexy

"And now, a little theorem for all you lovers out there."

'Single math professor in search of an intelligent woman. Send an example of your favorite equation.'

"Now that was post-modern sex."

"Of all the wet cement, in all the towns, in all the world, she walks in mine."

'Interesting article in Nature this week - apparently love's not a wave, it's a particle.'

'-and the ceremony,dearest,your place or mine?'

'Ed is a man of few words. And few letters.'

Book publishing.

Intellectual Foreplay...

Dancing to Mobile Tunes

"Do you promise to love, laugh and send cute pics of the cats even if you're just in the next room?"

The wedding party take selfies at a wedding

'I'm very impressed that you ordered the entire meal in French. Pity it's a Chinese restaurant...'

"Please listen carefully to the available options."

"Don't you think even if there'd been no John Cardner and no Comon Cause, we'd have found each other anyway?"

"Are there any available upgrade options?"

It's the thought that counts!

William Wordsworth

"To meet the girl of your dreams, swipe right on the lamp."

"Darling Elizabeth! How I long to hold you betwixt my giant industrial clamps."

"When you said we were going to push the boat out tonight, I thought you meant we were going to a fancy restaurant!"

Two minds but with a single thought.

"Whatever happened to traditional marriages? There they are...on national television...with millions of people watching...two women getting married! And they're both wearing blue jeans!"

"You sure are ringin' my bell, Baby!"

The Return of Tannhauser to Venusberg

Strategies that will always work

Nothing sweeter than seeing an old couple holding hams.

"Love me, Tinder; love me, do. . ."

"I'm so glad you suggested we insert his heart on Valentine's Day!"

Lovers dressed as pears

'Now that looks like a guy I could go through a prenup process with.'