Scientific Romantics Pillows

"I'm so glad you suggested we insert his heart on Valentine's Day!"

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The Science of Love

Right click for yes...

Carbon Dating.

Relationship counselor: 'She started behaving strangely, and our man-machine interface has become unpredictable.'

Scientists are sexy

'Single math professor in search of an intelligent woman. Send an example of your favorite equation.'

"I know what you're thinking - all I am to you is a vector."

"And anyway we'd be no good in bed - I've done the math."

'How wonderful, playing our song - astronauts, fly me to the moon.'

'-and the ceremony,dearest,your place or mine?'

'Ed is a man of few words. And few letters.'

'Look at him out there... so cold, so distant. Why do I always fall for the bad boys?'

Dancing to Mobile Tunes

"The best place to make black hole discoveries is in the bedroom."

'I'm very impressed that you ordered the entire meal in French. Pity it's a Chinese restaurant...'

"Do you promise to love, laugh and send cute pics of the cats even if you're just in the next room?"

The wedding party take selfies at a wedding

"The worst thing about having aliens abduct you is that they say they’re going to call, but they never do."

"Please listen carefully to the available options."

"Whatever happened to traditional marriages? There they are...on national television...with millions of people watching...two women getting married! And they're both wearing blue jeans!"

"When you said we were going to push the boat out tonight, I thought you meant we were going to a fancy restaurant!"

"To meet the girl of your dreams, swipe right on the lamp."

"Are there any available upgrade options?"

"The great thing about a science background is I can understand what you're experiencing in biochemical terms."

It's the thought that counts!

"Don't you think even if there'd been no John Cardner and no Comon Cause, we'd have found each other anyway?"

William Wordsworth

"Darling Elizabeth! How I long to hold you betwixt my giant industrial clamps."

Strategies that will always work

"I see - Gravity keeps the Earth in orbit but love makes the world go 'round."

"Love me, Tinder; love me, do. . ."

'Now that looks like a guy I could go through a prenup process with.'

Lovers dressed as pears