Scientific Romantics Mugs

"I'm so glad you suggested we insert his heart on Valentine's Day!"

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The Science of Love

Right click for yes...

Carbon Dating.

Scientists are sexy

Relationship counselor: 'She started behaving strangely, and our man-machine interface has become unpredictable.'

'Single math professor in search of an intelligent woman. Send an example of your favorite equation.'

"I know what you're thinking - all I am to you is a vector."

"And anyway we'd be no good in bed - I've done the math."

Cupid paints Stop sign

'How wonderful, playing our song - astronauts, fly me to the moon.'

'-and the ceremony,dearest,your place or mine?'

'Ed is a man of few words. And few letters.'

"The best place to make black hole discoveries is in the bedroom."

Dancing to Mobile Tunes

'Look at him out there... so cold, so distant. Why do I always fall for the bad boys?'

The wedding party take selfies at a wedding

"Do you promise to love, laugh and send cute pics of the cats even if you're just in the next room?"

"The worst thing about having aliens abduct you is that they say they’re going to call, but they never do."

'I'm very impressed that you ordered the entire meal in French. Pity it's a Chinese restaurant...'

"Please listen carefully to the available options."

"Don't you think even if there'd been no John Cardner and no Comon Cause, we'd have found each other anyway?"

"Darling Elizabeth! How I long to hold you betwixt my giant industrial clamps."

William Wordsworth

"When you said we were going to push the boat out tonight, I thought you meant we were going to a fancy restaurant!"

"To meet the girl of your dreams, swipe right on the lamp."

It's the thought that counts!

"Whatever happened to traditional marriages? There they are...on national television...with millions of people watching...two women getting married! And they're both wearing blue jeans!"

"Are there any available upgrade options?"

"The great thing about a science background is I can understand what you're experiencing in biochemical terms."

Strategies that will always work

Lonely Hearts Dating Agency - "Mmm he's a bit of a dish."

'Now that looks like a guy I could go through a prenup process with.'

"Love me, Tinder; love me, do. . ."

"I see - Gravity keeps the Earth in orbit but love makes the world go 'round."