Chemistry Romantics Mugs

When chemical engineers break up.

You're my Mona Lisa.

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The Science of Love

"I was going to chuck it all and go to Paris but I didn't have enough frequent-flier miles."

I'm looking for a man who can meet my needs - Cream meringue master-chef.

Right click for yes...

"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."

Venus

Sauvignon Bonk

'Charlie is the first to admit that he's too old for me.'

"You're such a good listener."

Carbon Dating.

"I know we just met, but all I got is a twenty-four-hour pass!"

"They met in the express-checkout lane at the A.&P. and have slowed down only occasionally ever since."

"Why don't you find a museum!"

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

'More bubbles!'

Scientists are sexy

"I don't know about you, but I'm ready to take this marriage full-throttle."

"Now there's a relationship that's working!"

"You're my Mona Lisa."

Love Conquers All

Dancing in pyjamas

Diamond outfits

'I met him on a Monday and my heart stood still (would you believe?)')

Love linked

'What the..? She IS a stick!'

Paint pots in love

STILL LIVES - Bolt: 'It's like we were made for one another!'

'We recommend that you get a ring of equal weight for the other hand to prevent improper alignment of your spine.'

"You're solemates!"

"But until I do transmute lead into gold, maybe I could interest you in some lovely lead jewelry."

"Dessert?""No thanks, I'm stuffed."

"My only love sprung from my only hate!"

Ostriches making out