Numerical Romantics Pillows

"Go on, say it, I'll never be enough for you!"

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The Science of Love

Right click for yes...

"You're on a what?!"

"And now, Marla and Dave will text their own vows."

Scientists are sexy

"And anyway we'd be no good in bed - I've done the math."

'How wonderful, playing our song - astronauts, fly me to the moon.'

cuPad

'-and the ceremony,dearest,your place or mine?'

"I love the equation that describes the slope of your nose."

'Ed is a man of few words. And few letters.'

"I now pronounce you man and wife - do you wish to save these changes?"

The wedding party take selfies at a wedding

"We met the old fashioned way – online, in a chat room."

Dancing to Mobile Tunes

'I'm very impressed that you ordered the entire meal in French. Pity it's a Chinese restaurant...'

"Do you promise to love, laugh and send cute pics of the cats even if you're just in the next room?"

Zoom Wedding

"Please listen carefully to the available options."

A thief steals a heart

"What lucky stranger's hitting the jackpot tonight?"

"Whatever happened to traditional marriages? There they are...on national television...with millions of people watching...two women getting married! And they're both wearing blue jeans!"

William Wordsworth

It's the thought that counts!

"Don't you think even if there'd been no John Cardner and no Comon Cause, we'd have found each other anyway?"

"To meet the girl of your dreams, swipe right on the lamp."

"When you said we were going to push the boat out tonight, I thought you meant we were going to a fancy restaurant!"

The Joy Of Txt...

"And then she quote-tweeted my retweet of her subtweet, and the rest, as they say, is history."

"Darling Elizabeth! How I long to hold you betwixt my giant industrial clamps."

Royalty, Episcopacy, and Law.

"Are there any available upgrade options?"

Man visits palm reader with 'Doing Anything Tonight?' written on his hands.

Lonely Hearts Dating Agency - "Mmm he's a bit of a dish."