Numerical Romantics Gifts

"Go on, say it, I'll never be enough for you!"

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The Science of Love

Right click for yes...

"You're on a what?!"

Scientists are sexy

"And now, Marla and Dave will text their own vows."

"And anyway we'd be no good in bed - I've done the math."

'How wonderful, playing our song - astronauts, fly me to the moon.'

'Ed is a man of few words. And few letters.'

cuPad

"I now pronounce you man and wife - do you wish to save these changes?"

'-and the ceremony,dearest,your place or mine?'

"I love the equation that describes the slope of your nose."

Dancing to Mobile Tunes

"We met the old fashioned way – online, in a chat room."

"Do you promise to love, laugh and send cute pics of the cats even if you're just in the next room?"

The wedding party take selfies at a wedding

'I'm very impressed that you ordered the entire meal in French. Pity it's a Chinese restaurant...'

Zoom Wedding

"Please listen carefully to the available options."

A thief steals a heart

"What lucky stranger's hitting the jackpot tonight?"

Royalty, Episcopacy, and Law.

Man visits palm reader with 'Doing Anything Tonight?' written on his hands.

"Don't you think even if there'd been no John Cardner and no Comon Cause, we'd have found each other anyway?"

"When you said we were going to push the boat out tonight, I thought you meant we were going to a fancy restaurant!"

"Whatever happened to traditional marriages? There they are...on national television...with millions of people watching...two women getting married! And they're both wearing blue jeans!"

"Darling Elizabeth! How I long to hold you betwixt my giant industrial clamps."

"Are there any available upgrade options?"

"And then she quote-tweeted my retweet of her subtweet, and the rest, as they say, is history."

It's the thought that counts!

"To meet the girl of your dreams, swipe right on the lamp."

William Wordsworth

"Do you promise to love, honor and not share each other's personal data on social media?"