Romantic Mathematician Gifts

How scientists propose

'It's my theory of probability.'

"I love the equation that describes the slope of your nose."

"And anyway we'd be no good in bed - I've done the math."

Carbon Dating.

'Why can't you tell me you love me without all the charts and graphs?!'

'Single math professor in search of an intelligent woman. Send an example of your favorite equation.'

"The emoji she used says she loves me..."

"Now that was post-modern sex."

"I know what you're thinking - all I am to you is a vector."

"It's always the same: We go eons without seeing each other, I think I'm finally over it, and then...WHAM! I get pulled into her orbit again!"

"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."

Intellectual Foreplay...

"Well, at first I didn't like him. But then his creepiness just grew on me."

"Of course I love you, I'm just busy with other men."

'Look, I want you back, but I'm not going to beg.'

She agreed to marry me, but she has to marry three other guys first.

"The best place to make black hole discoveries is in the bedroom."

"Beats me why but my girlfriend says I have a one-track mind."

'First date with a logician - These venn Diagrams will save us a lot of time. We'll see where you fit in, where I fit in, and if any of it overlaps'

"This doesn't have anything to do with the falling price of oil, does it?"

"Frank, I need your help. The computers are down, but I was told you know how to multiply two numbers together."

"When you said you like to experiment in the bedroom..."

Deconstructionist girlfriend

"The great thing about a science background is I can understand what you're experiencing in biochemical terms."

'In case of computer bug break glass.'

"It says we should try to imagine we are in love."

"My aloofness is a mask."

'And do you agree to share any downturn in the stock market with equanimity?'

"We went dutch - he must have reached his two-hundred-dollar dating deductible."

'Our love life has become market-driven.'

"We need to talk. Here - it's all in this 342-slide power point."

"Surely two people as intelligent as we are can work out some method of falling in love."

"Do you believe in love at first orgasm?"

Beware of a first kiss that speaks volumes.