Love Mathematician Gifts

"Have you finished working out whether you still love me?"

'What I don't understand is how all three of us managed to get the figures wrong!'

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The Science of Love

'Uhhh... Houston, we have a problem.'

A Major Refresher Course is in Order.

'Why can't you tell me you love me without all the charts and graphs?!'

"If x is the set of all men that love you, then I am a member of x."

Think Tank

'I have to agree -- the value of pie goes on indefinitely.'

'Single math professor in search of an intelligent woman. Send an example of your favorite equation.'

Graduation Speech.

"When you say you're behind me 100%, do you mean base ten or binary?"

“Today we are going to be learning percentages.”

"And anyway we'd be no good in bed - I've done the math."

"How do you love me. Count the ways!"

'Yeah, I don't have trouble remembering my times tables, but I stink at algebra...'

" A lot of it is just legal mumbo-jumbo."

'Would you merge your mutual fund with mine?'

"I love the equation that describes the slope of your nose."

Using Frank Drake's famous equation, Betty calculates the probability of finding intelligent life on a Saturday night.

Pheromones.

"I love the equation that describes the slope of your nose."

'The batteries in my calculator just died. Good thing I kept the instructions on how to count on my fingers.'

A=Pi r 2, 'All this stuff about 'pie are square' makes me HUNGRY!'

'I've discovered a talking amoeba!' '2+2=4, 5-4=1, 93=3.' SMASH 'I wanted to get it before it multiplied.'

'...in sickness or health, inflation or deflation,marriage tax credit or debit...'

'By the second week of instruction all first-graders should be able to count to one.'

I love maths.

'Remember, a breakthrough is not a breakthrough unless you have some good P.R. for it.'

"As an astronomer, this discovery heralds a new golden age of academic fervor for mathematicians and astrophysicists across the globe. As a Sagittarius, I'm fucked."