Music-loving Mathematician Gifts

"When I listen to Mozart, the numbers just seem to crunch themselves."

"If a third grader knows the answer, how much of a problem can it really be?"

A=Pi r 2, 'All this stuff about 'pie are square' makes me HUNGRY!'

Jewish Geometry

"And anyway we'd be no good in bed - I've done the math."

'Believe me dad. I'm on the school math team. If your investments declined 50 then increased 50 you did not break even.'

"I love the equation that describes the slope of your nose."

'Very good, Jeffrey! - You are so creative!'

Pi fight!

'The math is more complex this year and some of you won't be able to just tap out your answers anymore.'

'Mathematician's Rap.'

Sophocles Playwriting School. Euclid and Aphrodite are writing their play together. It must be a love triangle.

"People mistakenly think that we accountants are all boring number crunchers, but the latest figures show that 54% of the 23% of people who responded to a survey were 45% in favour of us being 12% more interesting than average!"

"Please, Ms. Sweeney, may I ask where you're going with all this?"

'Confirming the belief that music and math are related, I will now sing some lovely French equations.'

The geometry of everyday life

Jobs for graduates

Home Schooled On The Range

"I like you and all, Carl, but you've just got too many problems."

"I'm beginning to think that coming up with a password that's never been used may be an unsolvable problem."

"Have you finished working out whether you still love me?"

Mathematics.

Do I get extra credit for neatness?

"Students better understand the pie chart concept when I display it like this."

Euclidean Dog.

Count of Monte Cristo

"I don't really have a favourite. I love you both equally."

Alternative Accountants

How scientists propose

Mathematician listens to a 'PiPod'

Brain Crash

"Now let's up the tempo from 4nX3-x to 3P7?Kr."

'Adam, are you sure this what He meant by 'being fruitful and multiplying'...?'

'Here - I did my math homework, but the details are still sketchy.'

"Darling, you complete me!"