Melody Mathematician Gifts

'Confirming the belief that music and math are related, I will now sing some lovely French equations.'

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

Music producers.

Sergey Rahmaninov

"I find it comforting to have Off-Broadway plays in the background."

Musician Sneezing Musical Notes

Musical Bicycle.

Musical Note Nail

'Confirming the belief that music and math are related, I will now sing some lovely French equations.'

The worship singer suspects someone doesn't appreciate his talent after finding his mic muted for the 3rd time.

'Ta dum deedee dum -- DUM -- Bloop -- Fsst, tra la,,,'

'I think he is a composer.'

'Every time I manage to learn the second verse of a song, I forget the first one.'

'This next one I wrote myself. It's about pain, misery and heartbreak, until I finally wised up and dumped him.'

"This lovely song tall of a young woman on a spring day...happily comes across a fluorimeter with a fluid transfer system..."

"Have you finished working out whether you still love me?"

'I always forget whether I'm flying a 747 or playing an organ.'

Music Therapy Centre - Placebo Domingo.

Mathematics.

The Despair of a Mother Teaching Music to her First Born

A man conducting a bird in a tree.

Montserrat Caballé

'How would you describe yourself?'

The Conductor

'Is there any chance you have been in close contact with a Baritone?'

"Now let's up the tempo from 4nX3-x to 3P7?Kr."

"Nice sonata, but it wouldn't hurt him to comb his hair and smile now and then."

'Okay, now try it in the gear of 'D'.'

Students singing 'Now we know our A-B-Os'

'Violin in the shape of a nude.'

Guitars

Choir Games

Camille Saint-Saens.