Melody Cyclist Gifts

Musical Bicycle.

The Music Seed

'Champions league'

War Heros Variety Night (playing a tune on his medals).

"I find it comforting to have Off-Broadway plays in the background."

Musician Sneezing Musical Notes

Pianist-boxer

Musical Fight

"Coming up... more of the same mindless pop songs with repetitive lyrics and nauseating melodies!"

'Confirming the belief that music and math are related, I will now sing some lovely French equations.'

Musical Note Nail

'Every time I manage to learn the second verse of a song, I forget the first one.'

'This next one I wrote myself. It's about pain, misery and heartbreak, until I finally wised up and dumped him.'

Music Therapy Centre - Placebo Domingo.

"O.K., I'm off to do some running and off-key singing."

The Despair of a Mother Teaching Music to her First Born

'Here's something you need to hear...'

'Is there any chance you have been in close contact with a Baritone?'

Though he wrote the world's most listened-to melody, few people know of Tony Bombosa, the genius behind AOL Instant Messenger's four-note jingle.

Tune Up Shop.

Combing Baseball and Violin Practice.

'Okay, now try it in the gear of 'D'.'

'Confirming the belief that music and math are related, I will now sing some lovely French equations.'

An obstacle course for musicians,

Ryan Bayley

'Think Big!'

For the last time, yes, he's still following you.

'When the evening breeze caressed the trees, the forest would come alive with whispering harmonies, the songs were led by the pines, for the pines had perfect pitch...'

Bird nests of flute.

His master class.

Violinist on a surfboard

'Oh, you WERE singing?... Sorry, I thought you were clearing your throat.'

Wow, you can play "Flight of the Bumblebee" on the oboe! I took a speed-reeding course.

'Cycle Rack'