Melody Medic Gifts

Music Therapy Centre - Placebo Domingo.

'Is there any chance you have been in close contact with a Baritone?'

The Music Seed

Caught in the Music

We're making progress building a staff for the palace. The king's lawyer and accountant has sealed lips, of course. Putting a big heart in the charity foundation chief, and building the gardener with a green thumb were excellent choices, Ernie. But the entertainers sill need some fixes. The jester doesn't have a funny bone. I'm nobody's fool. And you have the minstrel a tin ear! Oops.

'Champions league'

'Do we have any oldies but goodies that you would care to hear?'

'Music & Gym'

"Harold, not only was it perfect, It was perfectissimo!!"

Musical Bicycle.

Musician Sneezing Musical Notes

'Ta dum deedee dum -- DUM -- Bloop -- Fsst, tra la,,,'

2 Ohm and 4 Ohm Amps,

Man tapping a tuning fork on another man's knee

"I think your guitar's broken. No matter what you play, it sounds the same."

Musical Note Nail

'Every time I manage to learn the second verse of a song, I forget the first one.'

'This next one I wrote myself. It's about pain, misery and heartbreak, until I finally wised up and dumped him.'

"You'll have to imagine the melody for this next song too."

Resume of Claude Brisketson Composer

The Cello Victims

'Necessity is the mother of invention. It's just a pity Buxtehude didn't encounter a bit more necessity.'

'Just relax Mr Benson. I find having background music while I perform surgery helps me focus!'

The Despair of a Mother Teaching Music to her First Born

'Here's something you need to hear...'

Though he wrote the world's most listened-to melody, few people know of Tony Bombosa, the genius behind AOL Instant Messenger's four-note jingle.

Musical pill box

Melody Cockroach.

Saxophone summoning.

Tune Up Shop.

Romantic Music

"So typical. Hurry up and wait."

Singing Doctor

'For God's sake, Tom, just let her cry - I can't stand your singing any longer.'

'Confirming the belief that music and math are related, I will now sing some lovely French equations.'