Musical Medic Gifts

"If the medical treatment doesn't work, I sing them songs about medical treatment."

'You've got a good beat... and it's easy to dance to!'

Singing Doctor

The Cello Victims

"She's in a conversationally induced coma."

"We're playing doctor. Do you have any old magazines for our waiting room?"

Keyworker

'ooh! A womb with a view.'

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

Kid with 'Little Wellness Facilitator' kit

'All of our Little Doctor medical kits are on sale. Since the Healthcare bill passed, sales of the kits have been poor.'

"My daughter tells me you want to become a doctor."

"I'm afraid you have a condition called 'googly-eyes'."

'Time for your pills.'

'Oh, well... Accidents will happen.'

"I'm sorry, Chuckles. We had to remove your funny bone."

'Giles is a surgeon who likes to bring his work home with him.'

Modern Warfare: Surgical Strike

Current location

Cuba applauds its doctors

'You MAY feel a teeny-tiny pin-prick..'

'Now that's what I call rejection.'

The Uses of a Stethoscope

"The x-rays came back, and — I'm sorry, but we found a very large attachment."

'Do we have any oldies but goodies that you would care to hear?'

'Music & Gym'

"The medic said he died of an ST-segment-elevated myocardial infarction -- Jack was always a showoff."

'Let's play doctor. You be the primary care giver and I'll be the doctor you refer patients to.'

Infected Macron

"Did you call for a Medic?"

'I'm having my colon checked.'

Kid to sister: 'I never play doctor anymore. There's too much paperwork.'

'You're going to have to give up painting ceilings, Michelangelo !'

Team medic spraying deodorant

'I'm not playing with Kevin anymore. He's suing me.'