Musical Medic T-Shirts

"If the medical treatment doesn't work, I sing them songs about medical treatment."

'You've got a good beat... and it's easy to dance to!'

Singing Doctor

The Cello Victims

"She's in a conversationally induced coma."

"We're playing doctor. Do you have any old magazines for our waiting room?"

Keyworker

'ooh! A womb with a view.'

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

Kid with 'Little Wellness Facilitator' kit

Slices of bread rescuing burnt toast.

'All of our Little Doctor medical kits are on sale. Since the Healthcare bill passed, sales of the kits have been poor.'

'Time for your pills.'

"My daughter tells me you want to become a doctor."

"I'm afraid you have a condition called 'googly-eyes'."

'Oh, well... Accidents will happen.'

"I'm sorry, Chuckles. We had to remove your funny bone."

'Giles is a surgeon who likes to bring his work home with him.'

Modern Warfare: Surgical Strike

Cuba applauds its doctors

'You MAY feel a teeny-tiny pin-prick..'

Current location

'Now that's what I call rejection.'

"The medic said he died of an ST-segment-elevated myocardial infarction -- Jack was always a showoff."

"The x-rays came back, and — I'm sorry, but we found a very large attachment."

'Music & Gym'

"Did you call for a Medic?"

'Do we have any oldies but goodies that you would care to hear?'

Sir Patrick Moore.

'Let's play doctor. You be the primary care giver and I'll be the doctor you refer patients to.'

The Uses of a Stethoscope

Infected Macron

'I'm having my colon checked.'

Kid to sister: 'I never play doctor anymore. There's too much paperwork.'

'You're going to have to give up painting ceilings, Michelangelo !'